Q-Tip Use For Dummy’s

 

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I’m here today to discuss one of the most talked about subjects ever: Q-Tips. Recently, several alarming reports have been made about Q Tips being used for cleaning wax out of the ears. People…NEVER use Q Tips for this purpose. It can damage your ear drums to the extent that you may CONSTANTLY hear Justin Bieber songs singing in your head.

A much BETTER use for this product is for cleaning OTHER holes. Suggestions would be:

1.  The Nose—A little LUBE on the end of the cotton, stick in as far as possible without gagging, and pull out boogers. This would be a similar move compared with little Jack Horner EXCEPT…HE pulled out plums NOT boogers. Well, not that I KNOW of anyway.


        2. How about a good Va Jay Ja cleaning. I know…Ewwwww right?               Hey…Sometimes you just need a good thorough swabbing though, just in case there are any left-over particulars from the night before. Oh come ON… You know what I’m talking about here.

        3.  How about for a good DNA swabbing, you know, just in case you’ve  murdered someone? Hey, they have to find you SOMEHOW right? I know, I watch WAY too much CSI on TV.

Last but certainly not LEAST, how about mini sword fighting or baton twirling; OK I realize you would have to be only 10 inches tall but STILL, it’s a possibility.

How about you folks, any creative ideas for Q Tip use other than the plain and simple ones like make up application? I’ll be interested to see what you come up with. Good Luck…

Until Later…

10 thoughts on “Q-Tip Use For Dummy’s

  1. All I can think of is that scene from one of those “Nightmare on Elm Street” movies, where the kids is deaf because his abusive mother obsessively cleaned his ears with these long swabs, jamming them in until they came out bloody. Uck.

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