Ode to the Tongue

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Tingling, Tasting, Tantalizing,

Swirling, Salty, Salacious,

Sexy, Sensual, and Luscious,

What more could we ask for?

 

Place your tongue gently on mine,

And swirl it around my mouth.

Taste my sweet juices on both my lips.

 

Delight in the flavor,

And tantalize me,

Now, and forever more.

Mmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Should the Ruling of Double Jeopardy be Abolished

 

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In today’s court system, there are several things that could be fixed. Of course that leads you to believe that at least some things are broken, in MY opinion, they are just that.

One of the things I am going to talk about today is the ruling called double jeopardy. In today’s court system, once a person is pronounced innocent by a jury of his peers, he can NEVER be retried for the same crime. I believe THIS is wrong.

Never, did I believe this was just. What for example, if DNA evidence is found later that PROVES the defendant DID commit the crime? Should we turn the other cheek and say, “Oh well, he lucked out on THAT one?”

No, in MY opinion,  he should be retried, and if found guilty, there should be pay BACK for the crime he /she committed. There are too many HOLES in our jury system that allow too many GUILTY people to go  free.

The saying,”Justice for All” was right. Justice can never be served correctly IF someone once found innocent, and is later PROVEN guilty, walks free. Case in point:

O.J Simpson

Bill Clinton’s Perjury verdict

Rodney King’s beating

Aaron Burr’s Murder trial of Alexander Hamilton

 

 I believe these and others shed a BLACK EYE on our legal system, and that the Double Jeopardy ruling should be looked into and abolished.

What are YOUR thoughts on this?

Until Later…

Happy St. Payyt’s Day

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 I want to wish a Happy St. Patty’s Day to all my fellow Irishmen and imbibers. I am dancin’ and drinkin’ the day away with lots of green beer and of course, corn beef and cabbage.

And in case you were wondering, Dot and I are both wasted and we are kissin’ everybody we see. If you would like to kiss us, send us a kiss, and we will return the same.

God Bless every one…Cheers and PSRTY ON!!!

Muah…

 

Happy Birthday to Me

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I’m Drunk!!! You may ask, “What’s so different about that, you ARE an alcoholic”? Well, I’ll tell you, today is the Ides of March, which ALSO happens to be my birthday.

I woke up this morning and Dot gave me my birthday present, a case of my favorite Merlot wine and a birthday cake. Dot and I have already each put away 3+ bottles of wine, and for another present, she made me get naked, took cake and spread it all over both boobs, and my pussy, then began eating it.

I must have cum at least 4 times…WOW!!! What a great gift. I am just so happy and in love with EVERYONE right now, I just had to share it. Here is to me turning 40 something and celebrating it with the love of my life.

I love you all and be happy and enjoy life to the best you can.

MUAH!!!

Until Later!!!

 

Sooz Does it Again

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Yup, I did it again. The other day about 4:00PM my light switch in the kitchen blew. I had just woken up from my post drunken nap, and had gone to the kitchen for a glass to continue my sustenance celebration.

When I went to turn on the light, it was like the freakin’ Fourth of July, bulbs blew everywhere, it was like “Cover your head, it’s raining glass”. Once again, being a confident, intelligent woman, I figured hey, it’s a switch, how hard could it be to fix?

So what did I do, I first had 3 shots of Vodka, woke Dot up to see if she could be of any help, (She was still passed out), oh well, and called my driver to take me to Home Depot.

I purchased a dimmer switch and off I went. When I returned home, Dot was up and continuing HER celebration so I joined in and helped her celebrate. When I asked her about the switch, she pleaded ignorance so I was on my own.

By now, I was VERY confident I could do this as, I WAS a “Little” Tipsy. I went to get all the tools I needed, pliers, wire cutters, wire caps, black tape, and, oh yes, a Vodka cranberry.

I figured I could do this…So, away I went. Now I realize I should have shut of the power first, but, as I said, I was feeling like a Professional Electrician by this time so I figured I would just be careful…BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

Disconnecting the switch, no problem, but FIXING the switch BIG problem. I was TRYING to be careful not to touch BOTH the positive and negative wires together at the same time while fixing the light.

The first wire …No problem… The problem arose because I forgot to shut off the actual switch. You see, I was playing with it before I connected the wires and forgot to shut it all the way off.

So, as I tried to connect the power wire, my fingers got BUZZED, I immediately threw the switch out of my hand,sat down and had a shot of courage to help my twitching body.

Drunk now, I was NOT gonna let this thing get the best of me. Forging on, I turned the switch off, connected the power wire without incident, and pushed that bastard of a light switch back into the wall.

I stepped back, and with one hand, I slowly turned on the power…LIGHT APPEARED… I had done it. Well, that required a celebration, so Dot and I celebrated my victory the rest of the night.

Until Later…

 

 

 

The Breasts and All Their Glory

These are breasts…

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For those of you who may NOT already know, all women have these lovely adornments. I call them adornments because, hey, let’s be honest, they are wonders to adore.

There are big ones, small ones, and even those that are just perfect. Personally, I love them all, but, if I had to choose, I like the smaller ones better. Nothing over a nice handful of fleshy soft bosom that sends me into a tither.

Yup, I have always LOVED breasts, even mine. I’m a breast girl, always have been. There’s nothin’ like the nice soft feel of a breast or two after a hard day of drinkin’, or whatever other work you may do.

Now, don’t get me wrong. I am ALSO in favor of a nice hard ass, one you can just bounce a quarter off of. Ladies, I get it, I too, am attracted to a nice man’s butt. I can just picture me dancin’ right now holdin’ on a squeezing a nice man’s ass.

Now let’s talk about me…(SMILE)… My boobs are very sensitive. Hell you can just blow on them the right way and I’ll get wetter than a hurricane. Other women you can bite on their nipples till the cows come home and they love it.

Why this topic??? I don’t know, I guess I was just thinkin’ of givin’ mine a feel when I started writing this. The “point” is, (Joke intended), they are here to be felt so get in there, start softly feelin’ ‘em or suck them till your hearts content, we won’t mind, I promise.

Love to all Sooz