Just Ask Sooz

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Dear Sooz:

Five years ago, my husband and I divorced. Here is the problem I am facing. You see, when my husband and I divorced, it was a tempestuous relationship with lots of hurt feelings.

Naturally, he went to his parents for comfort and support afterwards. The problem is, I love his mom and would like to carry on a relationship with her. Do you think this is even possible, or should I just leave well enough alone and  move on?

I really would appreciate your help on this one. Thanks.

Doleful Daughter in Law     

 

Dear Doleful Daughter in Law:

I see NO reason, just because you and her son have split that this should affect your relationship with her. Call her up, invite her to lunch, let HER be the judge.

If she wishes to continue her relationship with you then all is well, if NOT, drop it like a hot potato and move on. You can only push fate so far. Good Luck…

 

 

 

Shades of Hell

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As I sit here by the banks of the river Styx, I peer out into the cold and empty darkness.

Fear fills my body, and the sadness from a thousand lifetimes sift through my brain.

I am alone; waiting for the inevitable finality, my conscience must be examined.

 

Woe to those who have the curse of breasts, pleasant to the sight, and tempting to the touch.

Few have seen without being condemned to its pleasures of lascivious gesture. Many have I called, but only a few have ignored my siren’s cry.

Woe again to those who have felt my passion, and have become a pinnacle of Lust’s desire; within my womb, there lays a contemptuous fire, ignited by the curse of my heated loins, tempting both men and women into my Devil’s cavern.

I pray that Hades will judge me NOT by his pitchfork of revenge, but by the actions I have done worth the merit of forgiveness. Seek Yee not shall I ask for his forgiveness, only the mercy he commands necessary.

 

Hi From Dreamshadow

Hi there folks. I haven’t been around in quite a while, I have been sick again with Pneumonia. Just can’t seem to shake this damn bug. Been in bed most of the last 3 weeks.

Hopefully, I will be back soon as I miss all of you. Hopefully everyone out there is doing well and enjoying the New Year.

God Bless you all,

Me

Time

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Interestingly enough, I find myself  looking back at my life and examining all the things I have done, both good and bad. Time is something that none of us have control over, nor do we KNOW for certain how long we each have on this wonderful planet.

Whether you believe in a higher power or not, what matters IS how can we make the most of our short stay here, and can we somehow better ourselves, and our fellow man?

Time is something that has always been in the forefront of my mind in some way or another. Do I have enough time to complete that project, IS there enough time to get and accomplish all of my goals, and is it possible to extend time somehow?

The truth is, NO one knows, that is why we should live each day like it is our last. Be good to one another, help those in need if you can, and probably most important, be compassionate and forgiving. Way too much of our precious time here is wasted on silly things like anger, frustration, and greed.

Live for today, let GO of any anger you may have brewing within you, you will not only feel better, but you will LIVE longer. People NEED forgiveness…Forgive them and rebuild the love for your fellow man.

Remember, the path to righteousness starts with YOU. Spend what time you have here being happy and helping others, if you DO, your time will have been well spent.

Happy New Year!!!

 

 

New Year’s Resolutions Reviewed

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Since New Year’s is coming soon, I thought I would review some of the most common resolutions so we could ALL get a clear prospective of what they’re   about. Hopefully, you will read my suggestions and take them for what they are worth…A complete load of ?@@(*^%!…

Losing Weight—This is one of the more popular resolutions along with joining a Gym, and becoming more health conscious. While these are ALL great to SAY you are going to do, each has only a 3% chance of being followed trough. Usually, the unfit STAY unfit because, well, let’s FACE it, it’s TOO much like WORK. Who the HELL wants to eat a donut and then have to work out for 6 hrs., trying to undo the calories it only took 5 minutes or less to eat? MY SUGGESTION:—Eat the Donut and to HELL with the workout, love yourself as you ARE and move on.

Quitting Smoking—I never got addicted so…Don’t care. If ya got ‘em, smoke ‘em, if ya wanna quit, patch up, and chew your way to being smoke free. P.S. if you DO decide to quit, please be PREPARED to gain at least 10-25 Lbs., and then NEXT January, use the above as your resolution.

Quit Drinking—-This is one that I would resolve to do EVERY New Year’s Eve. My “Good Intentions” usually only lasted until the day AFTER New Year’s. Sadly, I NEVER seemed to manage this one year after year. Hopefully, if this is YOUR intention, I wish you much luck and success. Cheers, I mean I’m WITH you on this one.

Lastly, Let me address All New Year’s resolutions, they are ALL MEANT as a good thing, the only PROBLEM is, we are Human Beings and as such, we are flawed.  DON’T beat yourselves up if you fall short, just do the best you can.

Remember, there is always NEXT YEAR!!!!!

Happy New Year Everyone…

Sooz

 

 

 

“Mary Did You Know”

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This song in my opinion, is the perfect Christmas song. Just think about the words as the imaginary being speaks to the Mother of God, asking her questions. How beautiful are these lyrics, AND the meaning behind them. This is MY favorite Christmas song and I hope it is one of yours. Pentatonix does a great version of this on YouTube.

May you and yours be filled with the love during this Holiday Season, and may it resonate with you forever. God Bless and Keep you ALL, no matter WHAT faith you may be.

Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy would one day walk on water?
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy would save our sons and daughters?
Did you know
that your Baby Boy has come to make you new?
This Child that you delivered will soon deliver you.

Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy will give sight to a blind man?
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy will calm the storm with His hand?
Did you know
that your Baby Boy has walked where angels trod?
When you kiss your little Baby you kissed the face of God?

Mary did you know.. Ooo Ooo Ooo

The blind will see.
The deaf will hear.
The dead will live again.
The lame will leap.
The dumb will speak
The praises of The Lamb.

Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy is Lord of all creation?
Mary, did you know
that your Baby Boy would one day rule the nations?
Did you know
that your Baby Boy is heaven’s perfect Lamb?
The sleeping Child you’re holding is the great “I am”

 

A Letter to Santa

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Dear Santa

As I write this letter, I am thinking about what to ask for this Christmas. Oh sure, it would be nice to get gifts from Victoria Secret, or jewelry trinkets, but, for this year, I have decided on the following:

My sole wish would be for everyone in the world to live in peace and harmony.   I realize that this is a bit altruistic, however, I also believe that people are inherently good, and that they all want the same things for themselves and their families.

Just think of it Santa, a world where everyone lives in total peace with NO wars anywhere. This would definitely be my first on my list.

Secondly, I would like it if ALL the people in the world had no more hunger or suffering. I know, a tall wish, but hey, I can dream can’t I? If every nation that had surpluses could give to those in need, I believe that world hunger could be totally eradicated. What a great world that would be to live in.

Lastly, but most important, I wish for love. Not just for me Santa, but for all of Humanity to embrace each other as friends and work alongside each other for the common good of Humanity.

Certainly I understand what I ask for is a tall order, but, if you could talk to the big GUY, perhaps those wishes could become reality. Here is hoping that you have some pull so my Christmas list is fulfilled.

Thanking you in advance for your kind listening ears,

Sooz

 

 

Santa or Krampus…Hmmmmm.

The song Santa Claus is Coming to Town is a warning to all the kids out there to be good, OTHERWISE, instead of St Nick coming to town, it might just be Krampus instead.

Krampus is the DEMON Santa Clause who comes to bad children’s homes and can do mean and awful things: like kidnap them, and take them to Hell, beat them with Birch branches or whips, but usually, instead of presents, the children might only receive a lump of coal.

I know there were plenty of years that I would look outside my bedroom window just waiting to see who would come, Santa, or Krampus, as my mother would tell me the horrible things that this monster was capable of.

Usually, she would laugh afterwards and then return to her evening drunk. Ahhh, life in MY house. It wasn’t until I was about 9 before I no longer kept a watchful eye out. I kept wondering why Krampus never took away evil PARENTS, why just the kids?

Thankfully, I realize today that Krampus was not real and that my mother was just trying to scare the Be-Jesus out of me, it WORKED. To this day, I still  CAN’T watch the Grinch because it reminds me of Krampus.

Kids…Just be good and you will NEVER have to worry about Krampus . Sure, you might STILL get coal as a gift, BUT, hopefully, it will be compressed into a beautiful diamond shape with a proposal following.

Until Later…

 

                            

 

 

Twas the Night Before Xmas Parody

  I wrote this a while ago but I liked it so much I thought I would re post it. I hope you enjoy it.

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring except for a couple of rats in my walls and the bat which came down my chimney.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, but NOT carefully enough because the long assed stockings caught fire and nearly burned down my mantle.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds, at least THIS is what the parents thought. The crafty little bastards were already stealthily searching the house for their presents.

And mamma in her kerchief, and me in my hat, were drunk as a skunk and ready for a nap.

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed and called the cops. “Hey…I’m trying to sleep here.”

Away to the window I flew like a flash, tore open the shutters and dropped all my Hash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow seemed to rise and to fall like freshly baked dough. Hey…They can’t ALL be funny…”Give me a freakin’ break will ya??????”

When what to my wondering eyes should appear a HUGE ass sleigh and eight big as elephants Reindeer. I quit drinking Scotch shortly after that.

With a little old driver so lively and quick, I saw Santa Clause; the booze had done its trick.

More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name.

“Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer, and Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.” Hearing this I shouted out “WTF!!!”

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, (???), when they meet with an obstacle mount to the sky. (SERIOUSLY????) So up to the housetop, the coursers they flew, (Why didn’t they just call them the f**king Reindeer?),with the sleigh full of toys and St. Nicholas too.

And then in a twinkling, I heard on the roof, the prancing and pawing of each little hoof. I hope that red suited old man doesn’t expect ME to clean up that Reindeer Poop on the roof.

As I drew in my head and was turning around, down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound. He ruined my WHOLE freakin’ chimney too that fat bastard.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his feet, (Sale on at Macy’s), and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot. Serves the A hole right for comin’ don my chimney.

A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, And I thought…GREAT…This guy stole from the Toys for Tots shelter.

His eyes how they twinkled, his dimples, how merry, his cheeks were like roses his nose like a cheery. No WONDER… His breath smelled like he had just come from a major WINE tasting Vineyard.

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow, and the beard on his chin was as white as the snow. I think he colors it…

He had a broad face and a round little belly, that shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly. OK…I’m being KIND here…The guy HAD to weigh in at over 500 lbs.

He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf, (I never KNEW that Santa WAS an elf), and I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself.

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, he scared the livin’ bejesus out of me, kinda like the exorcist. Oh wait…This doesn’t rhyme…Oh well…!?!

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, and filled all the remaining BURNT stockings then turned with a jerk.

And laying his finger aside of his nose, he picked out the booger and up the chimney he rose.

He staggered to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard him explain, as he drove out of sight, “DON’T tell anyone and have a good night.”

Happy Christmas!!!

Until Later…

Christmas Gifts for Me

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Ho Ho Ho everyone, Merry Christmas. In case some of you were wondering what I want for Christmas this year, I thought I would get ahead of the game and give you some ideas.

First off. let me give you two words- Victoria Secret, I just Love ANYTHING sexy so… Go for broke folks, Please me, AND  I’ll Please you. I especially like very frilly under garments, so knock yourselves out. Red, by the way is my FAVORITE color.

Long walks by the seashore are always a great gift, followed by a nice late dinner. Surf and Turf is my favorite meal,  just a little heads up. Expensive you say, well, yes but I am absolutely WORTH it.

I also love trips, any trips really as long as they are in romantic destinations like Paris or perhaps Rome. I have always been partial to Paris and the Parisian way of life with romance in the air everywhere.

Surprise me and take me on a tour somewhere I’ve never been before, like Liver Pool England. I have always been a fan of The Beatles and I would love to visit their  old hangouts. If you DO, I will assure you that I will bring my frilly underwear. At the end of the meal, dessert is on ME.

Just a few ideas boys and girls…Get to shoppin’.

Until Later…