Oh boy…Where do I start on this one. Thinking…Thinking…Hmmmmm.
Oh wait (Jumps up and down), I got one…Boobs, yes, that’s right…Boobs.
Let’s cut straight to the chase and be honest here…Men think that because we have boobs, we can rule the world. Actually they’re RIGHT but we just never let on now do we? We just sit back coyly and demurely and pump out our God given Twosome Talents when we wanna get their attention. Thank God men are such shallow creatures. Guys…We love ya but Puhleeese, our EYES are up HERE!!!!
Ladies Night… Don’t deny it guys, I’m forever hearing you gripe that we get free drinks, or half price drinks on ladies night. Hey…It’s TRUE but think about it, you can get us really drunk for free and we MAY even let you STARE at our boobs WITHOUT breaking a bottle and stabbing you with sharp shards of glass. OK…That was a little extreme, how about just letting you ogle our boobs without severe eye rolling or tongue lashing?
Hey…How about the art of conversation? Come on guys, admit it, you KNOW we possess a much higher degree of communication skills necessary for getting to the root of problems. Now…What I’m saying is that I am SURE that some of you out there ARE more than just monosyllabic communicators, SOME can even string interesting sentences TOGETHER like when at a bar: “I like, (as he points to our breasts), followed by wanna go?” I mean HOW endearing?
We on the other hand like to get the in depth story about the man or woman that we are seeing. We wanna know about his earning potential, his commitment level, his family history, has he ever been convicted of any crimes, even what his favorite meal and TV programs are. OK…We MAY tend to go the other end of the spectrum here, but at least we can keep the conversation GOING for more than “Can I buy you a drink.”
Last but not lest, ALL guys think that we have the advantage when it comes to controlling the bedroom. For example, if we say any form of the word no, then oh well, too bad guys, maybe tomorrow night. On the other hand, if for some reason the guy turns YOU down, (Probably NEVER gonna happen…I’m just sayin’), BUT if this turn about DID happen, all you have to do is just wait ten minutes, stick out your twins and ask again. You KNOW what I’m talkin’ about here ladies. 🙂