The Olympics has been around for ohhhh I don’t know, since the FIRST Chicken crossed the road I think. In ALL those years, WHY haven’t they added SEX as an Olympic sport? I mean think about it, it’s competitive, physical, and Hell it’s even RATED so WHY the HELL isn’t it considered part of the games?
Actually, there could be several different events, the Gay and Lesbian event, the Straight Sex event, and even the different POSITIONS event. OMG!!! It just boggles the mind.
This was rated a SIX
Can’t you just see it now:
Announcer:
“Well Marcie, here we are at the Six Hundred and Fiftieth Olympic Games. It sure is gonna be a good one this year. We have EVERY Country IMAGINABLE coming this year to take part in the NEW sport…Competitive SEX.” “Let’s go to one of our contestants now from Gamfuckastan and see how THEY feel about this new event.”
Announcer:
“Tell me Mr. Bugfuckalot, who do you see as your fiercest competitors?”
Mr. Bugfuckalot:
“Well Pepper, I think that the Americans or the French have a good HANDLE on this event. I see them practicing EVERYWHERE.” Just this morning, I saw a couple having sex on a seesaw.” They were REALLY goin’ at it, Up and Down, Up and Down, I didn’t think they would EVER stop.”
Announcer:
“What do you think is gonna be the most COVETED position?”
Mr Bugfuckalot:
It’s HARD to say, I think the Cowgirl position is probably the odds on favorite.” “Lots of Yee Hawin’ and Ride ‘em Cowboy noises goin’ on in the Hotel rooms.”
Announcer:
“How are they gonna grade them?”
Mr. Bugfuckalot:
“Well Pepper, It’s graded on three things:”
* Amount of Noise made in Decibels Moaning
* How LONG they can go before Orgasming
* Whether or NOT they immediately fall ASLEEP afterwards
Announcer:
“Well, I’ve heard that the Americans have a slight disadvantage on the third one.”
Mr. Bugfuckalot:
“They DO Pepper, MOST of the partners so far have fallen asleep IMMEDIATELY afterwards.
Announcer:
“ I wanna thank you Mr. Bugfuckalot for stopping by and giving our viewers a little update on the event.”
Mr. Bugfuckalot:
” Your more than welcome Pepper, thank you for having me.”
Anyway, the Olympics is ONLY a short 4 years away, so, let’s get a letter writing campaign going and see if we can have it entered for the next Olympics. I have to go now…Gotta Practice…
Until Later…
You’ve been tagged. Welcome to the game, you’re welcome to continue, or not if you don’t want to, or if it doesn’t fit your blog. Otherwise, here’s the link.
http://wp.me/p2mZFY-6K
Good luck!
LikeLike
I’m IN. Thnk you. It’s an honor.
Muah!!!
Sooz
LikeLike
you are a genius.
LikeLike
Blushing….You are too kind…
Muah!!!
Sooz
LikeLike
LOL you’re a nut
LikeLike
Hey…Sometimes ya feel like a nut, sometimes ya don’t!!! Today I FELT like a nut. Is that a BAD thing. Hehehehe.
Muah!!!
Sooz
LikeLike
Gives new meaning to the term: POLE VAULT!
LikeLike
Hehehehehehe…Good one.
Muah!!!
Sooz
LikeLike
Booooo my pole vault comment was already taken! *sad panda* In 2 years the Winter Olympics will be on, it could be a winter event! It would add a degree of difficulty. Nipple Ice Sculpting! I am so in on that one. 🙂
LikeLike
I Like That!!!!! Winter Nipple ice sculpting…Hmmmmm.
‘Food’ for thought!
Muah!!!
Sooz
LikeLike
Reblogged this on The Ranting Papizilla and commented:
No comments necessary. This is funny.
LikeLike
I think you can combine this with a few other sports.
How about high speed luge screwing. Synchronized aquatic shagging. Tandem bike bonking. And, of course, the triathlon threesome.
LikeLike
Hehehehe….That’s GREAT!!! I think you should follow my story UP with these. I’d be the first to read it!!!
Muah!!!
Sooz
LikeLike
I did write about this once. You might enjoy this: http://writerdood.wordpress.com/2010/02/23/new-olympic-events/
It’s from 2010 and more geared toward the winter olympics. Still gets a lot of hits though. It was one of my more popular posts.
LikeLike
LOVED THIS!!!
Sooz
LikeLike
Loved it!!!
Sooz
LikeLike
Sorry, shouldn’t falling asleep right after earn extra points? I mean, shouldn’t you be exhausted after doing it right?
LikeLike
The objective here is to be in such GREAT shape you can KEEP doing it. NOT fall asleep. Are you Olympic GOLD material my friend??? Hehehehe…
Sooz
LikeLike
Well, when you put it like that, I think I jsut need to hydrate more beforehand. 😉
LikeLike
Hehehehehehehe……I LOVE it!!!
Mauah!!!
Sooz
LikeLike
Err… http://www.trojangames.co.uk/ … There is a sexlympics… Want me to send you a nomination form??
LikeLike
Sure if you HAVE one. I’ve been workin’ out for this all my life!!! 😉 Sooz
LikeLike