10. You actually know what the term WTF MEANS.
9. You don’t wast money on manicures anymore ’cause…Hell, what’s the point.
8. Your friends are no longer real, they’re Bff’s, GF’s or Bf’s.
7. You spend more time reading blogs than best ????? oh ya…Best Sellers.
6. You eat less, sleep less, and type MORE.
5. Your job now becomes a 5 hour work day.
4. You know everything there is to know about Brittney Spears and Lindsay Lohan
3. Your favored arm is broken so you learn to type as well with your other one.
2. Time totally disappears.
1. You understand this sentence: OMG, WTF happened? My BFF just lost memory from her data bank, I need to call some PPL who have the 411 to repair it.