10 Ways to Know if Your GoldFish is Dead

10.   The other fish in the tank are crying.

 9.    He’s bloated…Well, like a dead fish.

 8.    The other fish are eying him as lunch.

 7.    He’s not responding to your calls…”Are you alright”.

 6.    Your cat looks at him with a hungry smile on it’s face.

 5.    His eyes are glazed over like when he’s drunk.

 4.    Your significant other keeps yelling Ewwwwwww!!!!!

 3.    The other fish ask you to respect his will and bury him at sea.

 2.    His rainbow color has turned to a beautiful blackened hue.

 1.    The other fish are holding a funeral service for Scales.

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