Sometimes I get bored from slaving at my job trying to think of creative things to come up with for add campaigns, so, I just think about funny things to write about.
Inspired by using the women’s rest room just prior to writing this, I got to thinking about some of the do’s and dont’s in the different bathrooms. I thought it might be kinda fun to explore it, and YES..I KNOW this is considered bathroom humor.
Wash your hands after you use the rest room. OK…I know that guys say that they don’t pee on their hands but neither do we, so… COME ON…This is disgusting guys, wash ‘em. Nothing we like better than to smell pee all over your hands when you’re touching us…NOT!!!
Don’t write on the bathroom stalls. OK…We girls are just as guilty as you are when it comes to this. Guys…If you wanna get laid…just ASK us…No need to write little limericks all over the stalls suggesting we are easy. USUALLY, we are NOT.
Same with us girls…writing it won’t make it so…Ya gotta get out there and show off our stuff( if ya know what I mean).
Never squat BEFORE you check to see if there is any toilet paper…This is a MUST, otherwise we tend to empty out our purses looking for Kleenex or other paper products to wipe ourselves.
Don’t sit in there and masturbate…ESPECIALLY if we are waiting for you. Do it in your OWN bathroom or bedroom where it is SUPPOSED to be done. Gheese!!!!!
Don’t talk about the married guy you are screwing as his wife might be in the stall listening…( Actually happened….Not to me of course. ;)…
Please wipe your hands…and NOT on your pants or your skirts girls…This is just disgusting. Use the towels or the mega hand dryer they have that is like at the car wash. Two seconds and you are ready to go, the only thing you need now…is a good coat of wax.
Use the urinal correctly. Don’t hold an Olympics event with other guys to see who can pee the farthest from the urinal and STILL make it. SOMEHOW…It seems to land on your pants this way. Just get right up close and personal and let the water fly.
Insight for guys here…Women are ALWAYS gonna pee in a group, that’s just the way it is guys…GET OVER IT!!! There is always strength in numbers and I think somehow it helps us pee better too. Deal with it…
OK…creative juices have dried up now so I have to quit…But…Feel free to add your own touch to this, I would love to read your comments. Talk to you all later…