For those of you who know me, you probably know at least 2 things I’m addicted to. Well…Counting the Internet and certainly with Chocolate, maybe 4 things.
The first thing of course is Vodka. Although ADDICTION may be a bit strong. I prefer to call it “Hopefully Helpless Habit For Habitual Imbibers” There…Doesn’t that sound much more pleasant? The second thing is responding to and answering questions from ANY list that happens my way.
I was doing sooo well too UNTIL I came across…Yup, you guessed it a LIST from someone’s Blog. Helplessly I was dragged back into this horrible obsessive addiction, and so, with my best friends Jack Daniels, Mr. Smirnoff, and Jose Cuervo, I give you “The List”…
Name your top three pet peeves–
1. Watching someone SMILE after they just farted without saying excuse me.
2. Being FORCED to watch the presidential debates or National Conventions because Grey’s Anatony is being Pre-empted.
3. Being locked in a closet with Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking discussing Physics when all I wanna talk about is buying some new shoes.
What’s the first thing you do when you wake up and the last thing before you go to bed?
Pee, then drink some Vodka…No No…That isn’t right, I drink some Vodka FIRST then pee. At night, I crawl to bed then pee, not ALWAYS in that order though.
How do you celebrate Columbus Day?
Usually with a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka. Oh…and I TOAST Columbus of course…
Describe your perfect Sunday morning.
Wake up LATE, drink all day, pass out drunk until the work week begins.
How much time, on an average day, do you spend on the internet?
Depends on when I get HOME and how much I’ve had to drink.
If you were forced to wear one outfit over and over again, what would it be?
My Birthday Suit!!!
Name one thing you need to stop doing.
Getting so Drunk that I forget WHO I’ve had SEX with.
What’s your favorite month of the year? Why?
I Love the Winter time because the temperature is well below 140 degrees by then.
Reality TV: trash or treasure?
Jerry Springer—TRASH…Dancing With The Stars—Treasure…