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For those of you who know me, you probably know at least 2 things I’m addicted to. Well…Counting the Internet and certainly with Chocolate, maybe 4 things.

The first thing of course is Vodka. Although ADDICTION may be a bit strong. I prefer to call it “Hopefully Helpless Habit For Habitual Imbibers” There…Doesn’t that sound much more pleasant? The second thing is responding to and answering questions from ANY list that happens my way.

I was doing sooo well too UNTIL I came across…Yup, you guessed it a LIST from someone’s Blog. Helplessly I was dragged back into this horrible obsessive addiction, and so, with my best friends  Jack Daniels, Mr. Smirnoff, and Jose Cuervo, I give you “The List”…

Name your top three pet peeves–

1. Watching someone SMILE after they just farted without saying excuse me.

2. Being FORCED to watch the presidential debates or National Conventions because Grey’s Anatony is being Pre-empted.

3. Being locked in a closet with Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking discussing Physics when all I wanna talk about is buying some new shoes.

What’s the first thing you do when you wake up and the last thing before you go to bed?

Pee, then drink some Vodka…No No…That isn’t right, I drink some Vodka FIRST then pee. At night, I crawl to bed then pee, not ALWAYS in that order though.

How do you celebrate Columbus Day?

Usually with a bottle of Grey Goose Vodka. Oh…and I TOAST Columbus of course…

Describe your perfect Sunday morning.

 Wake up LATE, drink all day, pass out drunk until the work week begins.

How much time, on an average day, do you spend on the internet?

Depends on when I get HOME and how much I’ve had to drink.

If you were forced to wear one outfit over and over again, what would it be?  

My Birthday Suit!!!

Name one thing you need to stop doing.

Getting so Drunk that I forget WHO I’ve had SEX with.

What’s your favorite month of the year? Why?

I Love the Winter time because the temperature is well below 140 degrees by then.

Reality TV: trash or treasure?

Jerry Springer—TRASH…Dancing With The Stars—Treasure…

Until Later…

16 thoughts on “List Time”

  2. Vodka is some interesting stuff. Clear, largely tasteless, and fairly potent. Mixes well with pretty much any fruit drink. Does NOT mix well with Coke or Pepsi (this is my opinion, but I speak from experience). I’ve played with Vodka quite a bit, not that I’m a bartender, mind you, but I enjoy screwing around with different types of alcohol, and I drink a lot of weird things. When among friends, I’ll often handle the mixing.

    I still prefer gin to vodka, but that’s not saying I dislike vodka at all. On the contrary, I like them both. But there’s a flavor to good gin that I enjoy – a stringent mediciney flavor that goes very well with salty mixes and olives. So, when it comes to martinis, I usually go with gin because I usually order dirty martinis. (That’s with a bit of olive juice in them).

    For bloody marys though, I still prefer vodka. I also prefer clamato juice to standard tomato juice, and I like a pickle in my bloody mary along with a celery sprig. I usually go easy on the tabasco, just a few shakes is enough. Although I have friends that prefer them really spicy, and if I’m mixing for them, I usually include some additional black pepper, white pepper, and more tabasco. Throw some cayenne in there if you really need the heat, and toss in a jalapeno pepper instead of the pickle.

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  4. I smile after I discharge some wmd’s. And since it is a gift to the world, I shouldn’t have to apologize for it. 😀 I only dislike watching debates or conventions when the day ends in “y”. And my peeves list numbers well into the triple digits…. ;D

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  6. Love it! I completely agree with your #2 Pet Peeve … I already hated Paul Ryan enough before he took my beloved Seattle Grace away from me last week. Completely unacceptable. Also, I really hope #3 hasn’t actually happened to you, because that would probably be the most horrifying thing ever.

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