My girlfriend and I have a disagreement when we make love. SHE always wants the light OFF and I always want it on. What would you suggest we do to come to some kind of agreement on this issue?
In The Dark
Dear In The Dark
First off, unless your girlfriend has to be weighed by an industrial Truck Scale, OR has the face that only a mother could love and STILL have her doubts, what’s the problem with leaving the light on? I mean I could understand if her Netherlands were SO covered in Hair that you needed a SEARCH LIGHT to Find her Va Jay Jay, but seriously, tell her you just want to get MORE turned on by looking at her beautiful body.
If for some reason she REFUSES to comply with your reasoning, Tell her you’re TIRED of playing hide and go seek in the dark and tell her to Hit The Road Jackie… I hope this has helped you.
My husband is an incessant talker and his constant blabbering is driving me CRAZY…All he does is Talk, Talk, Talk. The man NEVER shuts up!!!
It’s becoming SO bad that I can’t read, watch TV, or even SLEEP without his annoying tongue flapping. What can I do to Tongue Tie his mouth so he shuts the Hell up?
Your husband seems to have an obsessive compulsive disorder of the tongue. This is VERY common in EGOTISTICAL MANIACAL ASSHOLES!!! There is REALLY only ONE sure fire way to cure this annoying condition. When he begins to speak,IMMEDIATELY INTERRUPT HIM!!!
Spew out some useless chitter chatter like, “Oh did I tell you, ARFIE (the dog), Pooped on our Mailman today. Or maybe, did you hear the news that KING KONG just passed away? The more mundane the thought, the better chance you will have to disrupt his train of thought. Continue doing this until he gets so tired of you interrupting him, OR, gets so bored from all the useless mundane ramblings, he will just lose his train of thought and just Shut The Hell Up. Good Luck.