It’s always nice to get a special Birthday wish so here are a few of mine I’ve WANTED to send…
Happy Birthday: I am enclosing a bag of Viagra so you can get laid BEFORE your next one.
Happy Birthday: Wishing you all the happiness in the world… For the little time you have left.
Happy Birthday: This IS your birthday right?
Happy Birthday: Please find enclosed a dictionary…Now you can help you keep your AFFAIRS in alphabetical order. Ex. Alex,Alexander, Bill etc.
Happy Birthday: To the woman who has a heart of Cold…I mean gold…
Happy Birthday: Wishing you the best that LIFE has to offer…IN PRISON.
Happy Birthday: To the man who has everything…well…except for health,money,and friends. Enjoy your special day.
Happy Birthday: May you live a long life… Longer than your expected Dr.’s prediction.
Happy Birthday: May you “Live Long and Prosper”…God knows, it would be ABOUT TIME…
Happy Birthday, To my hard assed,overbearing,and punitive father….Now…. make a wish and blow out your brains.
Until Later…
Note: Opinions here are not necessarily expressed by this author….Ohhh Hell, of course they are….No hate mail PLEASE… 🙂
dreamshadow59 
LOL My daughter had a bday yesterday.
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Awwwww…Tell her happy birthday for me. A SINCERE one though…Hehehehehe….
xx
Sooz
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LOL will do
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On some of these it just goes to show that you
have a wicked mindset but guess what? I like that 🙂 lol
Have a dark and ghoulis weekend
with lashings of everything that you
enjoy the most 😉
Andro xxx
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You Too my friend….:)
xx
Sooz
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😉 🙂 🙄
Andro xxx
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BTW –
Ghoulis is just another word for Creepy
but with a twist of the Ghoulies 😦 OUCH
Andro xxx
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Hehehehehe….Have a GREAT weekend…..xx
Sooz
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Hey you too Sooz
I was just leaving for
the morning when I
noticed your replies 🙂
Have a delicious weekend 🙂
Andro xxx
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You’re cooky chick, that’s why I love ya!
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Awwwww….Thanks Adam…I try!!!
Muah!!!
Sooz
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Happy Birthday! I noticed you have been feeling mopey lately so I enclosed the busing schedules closest to you, for, well, you know….
Happy Birthday! You suck and should be destroyed! Hope you have a happy day.
Happy Birthday! Tell your mom and sister I said Hi! Oh, and your wife too! 🙂
Just a couple that I would personally send. I may send out a few of your suggestions though, I know a few people like that.
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You’re as crazy as I am!!!! I LOVE that about you!!! Have a great day my friend!!!
xx
Sooz
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Yeah, there are some people I’d send a few of these to.
Not wasting a stamp on them though. 😉
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Oh!!! I hear ya!!!
xx
Sooz
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Love these!
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Thank you. I enjoyed writing them…
xx
Sooz
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Just curious… r u a scorpion? This is not to judge your posts but sometimes you really do bring my brain out from my scorpion side when it comes to sex!
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Sorry posted this on the wrong blog!!! This was about the one about porn!
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I am a fish sign… Thanks for commenting.
Muah!!!
Sooz
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I’m a fish sign…..Glub…Glub…:)
xx
Sooz
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Lovely… so we do actually come close on that… have fun… cheers!
Sam
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🙂
xx
Sooz
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Great ideas moms bday tomorrow LOL😋👅💋🎀
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