How Men And Women View PORN

     
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These Things Are HARD!!!

Note: First of all, this IS about porn, However, I want you to read or Not read this piece based on my writing, not just the Title. That being said, this is about how Men and Women view porn.
Before I start, since this is a PG site, let me dumb down the graphic content here. So, for the sake of PG dom, these will be the following words used for the totally graphic, despicable ,outlandishly crude, rude and disgusting words.

Penis—- Will now be known as    “Dinkel” Vagina— Will now be known as “Bobo”

Blow Job- Will now be known as “Puffer fish”

Cunnilingus-Will now be known as Sweeeet… (oops, sorry), I meant “Gardening

Hand job -Will now be called       “Yum Yum”

There, now I can write. Both men AND women enjoy PORN, But, there ARE differences. Men are more VISUAL creatures and as such, love to WATCH when The Dinkel is inserted into the Bobo and then pumped like HELL FIRE.

They Also enjoy watching a woman giving someone a Puffer fish. Men REALLY enjoy the Puffer fish where some women do, and some don’t enjoy the activity. Men LOVE watchin’ 2 or 3 women give themselves, or the other women pleasure from Gardening.

Women, on the other hand, are more VERBALLY oriented and enjoy THEIR porn in written form. Think about, Look all the romance books that are geared towards women and then argue with me.
We would MUCH rather READ about how the man pleased her Bobo through either gardening, OR Dinkel into Bobo. I’ll speak for myself here, but, I  especially like to read about women who perform the act of Yum Yum on themselves. That REALLY stimulates me and gets my Bobo going.

I’m not just making this stuff up…Google it. I hope I didn’t offend anybody here by writing this, but after doing so it made me VERRRRRRY (Lets see…What’s a good word for HOT), I may just have to take a little break, lay down and have a little Yum Yum. 🙂

Until Later…

13 thoughts on “How Men And Women View PORN

  1. Ha! Umm, There once was a bob that hugged a dinkel and gave a yum yum to a puffer fish in the garden. And a gardening they did do. Oh dear, oh my, how risque….. 😀

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