Unusual Christmas gifts

Christmas time is gift giving time. It’s the time of year where you are looking for just the right gift to give to Uncle Bart or Aunt Fee Fee. You’ve searched and searched and still no creative ideas. What do you do?

Well, worry no more. Here are some great Christmas gifts for those “Hard To Buy For” friends or relatives. Here is the first little gem for your buying pleasure.

The Santa Tootin’ Tush is a hysterical Christmas decoration to hang around the house or as a new favorite ornament on the tree. Santa does a lot of work on Christmas Eve and it apparently gives him some serious gas. It’s a lot of pressure on Old Saint Nick. Squeeze the Santa Tootin’ Tush Farting Ornament and it will fart a few bars of “Deck The Halls” for an impressive 15 or so seconds. If you think that’s easy, why don’t you try it at home? (Note: It may be very possible after a huge Christmas meal)

Each farting holiday ornament is about 5″ tall by 3″ wide and made of polyester fiber.  Batteries included. For Ages 3 & Up.

Price: $9.95

OR…How about this?

                       OOPS

NOW Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph CRAPPY?!

Watch out below, looks like one of Santa’s sleigh team is a little backed up for the holidays. This funny labeled, root beer flavored, gumball filled container makes for an unexpected holiday gift. Place it under the Christmas tree or stuff it in a stocking, either way the recipient is going to poop himself with laughter!

Each funny labeled, clear container is filled with approx. 24, 1 inch in diameter, Root Beer Flavored, Gum Balls.

Price: $5.95

Last but not least we have this:

The Magic Growing Christmas Tree when fully grown, looks like a real Christmas tree. Not like those dopey Sea Monkeys, that did nothing but die on us. Easier than stuffing a stocking, simply insert the Magic Growing Christmas Tree in it’s dish, spread the branches, add the “magical” water and watch it grow.  Actually, the Magic Growing Christmas Tree takes about 12 hours to grow, so unless you like to stare, go about your business. However, don’t forget to check on it every now and then and you’ll start to see the very cool transformation.

Includes:

– String of Christmas Balls
– Sparkles
– A shiny star to top off your beautiful new Magic Growing Christmas Tree.

The Magic Growing Christmas Tree stands approx. 6″ tall and should last 3 to 4 days after grown.

Price: $7.95

Stop on line and buy today @http://www.baronbob.com/xmas.htm. Remember, no more need to Worry over presents. Shop today and satisfy ALL your shopping needs.

Until Later…