Christmas time is gift giving time. It’s the time of year where you are looking for just the right gift to give to Uncle Bart or Aunt Fee Fee. You’ve searched and searched and still no creative ideas. What do you do?
Well, worry no more. Here are some great Christmas gifts for those “Hard To Buy For” friends or relatives. Here is the first little gem for your buying pleasure.
The Santa Tootin’ Tush is a hysterical Christmas decoration to hang around the house or as a new favorite ornament on the tree. Santa does a lot of work on Christmas Eve and it apparently gives him some serious gas. It’s a lot of pressure on Old Saint Nick. Squeeze the Santa Tootin’ Tush Farting Ornament and it will fart a few bars of “Deck The Halls” for an impressive 15 or so seconds. If you think that’s easy, why don’t you try it at home? (Note: It may be very possible after a huge Christmas meal)
Each farting holiday ornament is about 5″ tall by 3″ wide and made of polyester fiber. Batteries included. For Ages 3 & Up.
Price: $9.95
OR…How about this?
OOPS
NOW Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and Rudolph CRAPPY?!
Watch out below, looks like one of Santa’s sleigh team is a little backed up for the holidays. This funny labeled, root beer flavored, gumball filled container makes for an unexpected holiday gift. Place it under the Christmas tree or stuff it in a stocking, either way the recipient is going to poop himself with laughter!
Each funny labeled, clear container is filled with approx. 24, 1 inch in diameter, Root Beer Flavored, Gum Balls.
Price: $5.95
Last but not least we have this:
The Magic Growing Christmas Tree when fully grown, looks like a real Christmas tree. Not like those dopey Sea Monkeys, that did nothing but die on us. Easier than stuffing a stocking, simply insert the Magic Growing Christmas Tree in it’s dish, spread the branches, add the “magical” water and watch it grow. Actually, the Magic Growing Christmas Tree takes about 12 hours to grow, so unless you like to stare, go about your business. However, don’t forget to check on it every now and then and you’ll start to see the very cool transformation.
Includes:
– String of Christmas Balls
– Sparkles
– A shiny star to top off your beautiful new Magic Growing Christmas Tree.
The Magic Growing Christmas Tree stands approx. 6″ tall and should last 3 to 4 days after grown.
Price: $7.95
Stop on line and buy today @http://www.baronbob.com/xmas.htm. Remember, no more need to Worry over presents. Shop today and satisfy ALL your shopping needs.
Until Later…
There is also an electric toy dog that humps your leg, but I guess that doesn’t fit in with the Christmas theme.
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Where can I BUY this toy dog??? I’m Lonely. 🙂
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Sooz
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It has to be on the web somewhere. Of course a real dog, if it is male, will do that too, so…
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Hehehehehe….You’re too much…
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Sooz
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I am too much and not enough… all at the same time. I am that deep.
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I would need a philosophy degree to understand that so I’ll just assume it is EXTREMELY DEEP…
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Sooz
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Trust me… it is… it is so deep that the moment you stick your toe in, it comes out the other side.
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WOW!!! 🙂
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Sooz
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It is like a black hole… but a little safer to stick your toe in.
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Love the tree! LOL Great post.
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Yeah…I really liked the tree the best too… Hehehehe…
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Sooz
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I own the humping dog. Bought it about 10 years ago at Spencer’s Gifts. My 6 year old thinks it is dancing…….. 🙂 I also received the pooping reindeer for xmas last year, it poops chocolate covered peanuts. Insert sassy joke here, but I have a great time with the thing.
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Got anything for the relatives we really don’t like?
I’m a big fan of loud xylophones for their kids.
hehehe
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Owwww….I LIKE that one….:)
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Sooz
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Nothing beats wind instruments (toy or real) for families kids. Yet my sister started the Noisy Toy challenge when she bought my son a drum set.
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Hehehehe….Next year get HER kid a Trumpet. Hehehehe.
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Sooz
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For Christmas, its a kids electric guitar and microphone… 🙂
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Great move…:)
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Sooz
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The spirit of the season.Nice post.Thank you for liking my post.Merry Christmas.By giving we shall receive.Jalal Michael
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Merry Xmas to you…I loved your post…Thank you for reading and commenting on mine…
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Sooz
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Same to you….You’re welcome….
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Sooz
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Amen…..
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Sooz
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Thank you so much for your kind response.
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Sooz
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Awwwwww….Thnk you….
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Sooz
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An fascinating discussion may be worth comment. Im sure that you ought to write much more about this topic, may possibly not often be a taboo subject but usually people are too few to dicuss on such topics. To another. Cheers
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I am very glad you enjoyed it…Thank you very much…
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Sooz
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You’re right, but, I will. Hehehehehe.
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Sooz
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Greetings from Colorado! I’m bored to tears at work so I decided to check out your website on my iphone during lunch break. I love the info you present here and can’t wait to take a
look when I get home. I’m surprised at how fast your blog loaded on my phone .. I’m not even
using WIFI, just 3G .. Anyways, wonderful blog!
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Awwwwwwwwwwwww…..Thank you very much….I really appreciate that….
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Sooz
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