The Importance of walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
start with a small country.
because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk!
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I’m doing…
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven’t lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!
Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise,’
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they’ll say,
‘Well, he looks good doesn’t he.’
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,……
just getting over the hill.
because there’s a lot more information in our heads.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk!
I like sitting on the porch watching the power walkers, so I can exercise vicariously.
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Me TOO!!! 🙂
xx
Sooz
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