How to Determine If the Holiday Spirit is Alive and Well

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10.   You’ve increased your alcohol intake by an extra bottle of Jack and Cokes weekly.

9.    You’ve acquired Bruises from all the Holiday pushing and shoving.

8.    Your IN LAWS will be staying at YOUR house this Holiday.

7.    It’s Xmas Eve and you STILL haven’t gotten anything for your significant other yet.

6.    The Santa from the Mall has just flipped you and your kid off for asking if he had a REAL beard.

5.    You snuck over to your neighbor’s house and added a PENIS to his Snowman.

4.    Everywhere you go people are stressed out and are always BITCHING.

3.    After buying gifts for the Holidays…You have to file for Bankruptcy.

2.    You wife/Husband wants Ham and you want Turkey for your Holiday feast. You COMPRISE on TurDuckin’…

1.    Happy Carolers are singing Silent Night in GERMAN and you’re Irish so you can’t understand a F**KING thing their saying.

Happy Holidays…

Until Later…

 

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