10 Things I am NOT Going to do Today

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10.    Have lunch with Brad Pitt…Damn Angelina has him WRAPPED around her finger.

 9.     Play guitar with Eric Clapton…He’s having lunch with Brad Pitt.

 8.     Watch a Hockey game…Pension Funds??? Really??? Don’t they already make like a half BILLION dollars a year? Why can’t THEY invest it…Gheese…

 7.     Get Married…Hey….One of these days…Ya never know…

 6.     Get Drunk…OK…I lied about this one…Sue Me…

 5.     Climb Mt. Everest…Can’t today; I have a meeting tomorrow, maybe NEXT week.

 4.     Lay NAKED in my tub with a glass of wine and Coldplay blasting. Nah…I need a partner for that… Any TAKERS????

 3.     Do exotic BIRD calls…I’d LIKE to but I don’t KNOW any. SIGH…

 2.     Write a letter to a convict…I WOULD but all the GOOD ones are already taken.

1.      Have sex with at least 3 people…Come on…You REALLY didn’t think I could NOT do that did you? Who are you KIDDING? They are already HERE now…Again…Sue ME…:)

Until Later…

 

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