From time to time I’ve been known to tip back a few. Okay..Almost every day but STILL wouldn’t it be nice to know when you MIGHT be drunk. Here are a few sure fire ways to tell…OR…So I’ve been told.
- You’re talking to your drink and your drink is LISTENING
- Bartender says “Last Call” so you take out your cell phone and call your Ex. Boyfriend/girlfriend.
- The spinning of the room is STIRRING your drink
- Someone asks you for the time and you give them your WATCH
- You WONDER why your pillow is so hard and discover you’re lying on your napkin.
- People are slurring their words…No WAIT…That’s YOU
- You start singing Acht Te Lieber Augustin BUT… You’re Irish
- Your shoes are wet…You look down to see WHY and realize you’ve just peed your jeans
- Everyone looks TALLER but it’s because you’re on the FLOOR
- Your Beer Nuts seem overly CHEWY
- Your napkin is Missing