Signs That Indicate You Might be Drunk

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From time to time I’ve been known to tip back a few. Okay..Almost every day but STILL wouldn’t it be nice to know when you MIGHT be drunk. Here are a few sure fire ways to tell…OR…So I’ve been told.

 

  • You’re talking to your drink and your drink is LISTENING
  • Bartender says “Last Call” so you take out your cell phone and call your Ex. Boyfriend/girlfriend.
  • The spinning of the room is STIRRING your drink
  • Someone asks you for the time and you give them your WATCH
  • You WONDER why your pillow is so hard and discover you’re lying on your napkin.
  • People are slurring their words…No WAIT…That’s YOU
  • You start singing Acht Te Lieber Augustin BUT… You’re Irish
  • Your shoes are wet…You look down to see WHY and realize you’ve just peed your jeans
  • Everyone looks TALLER but it’s because you’re on the FLOOR
  • Your Beer Nuts seem overly CHEWY
  • Your napkin is Missing

 

Until Later…

 

 

 

6 thoughts on “Signs That Indicate You Might be Drunk

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  2. Oh myyyy. As George Takeii would say. I would think these would be a conclusive evidence that yes, you are in fact inebriated, just a tiny bit.

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