Yesterday I posted this fun little interactive survey and everyone has given me some GREAT answers to these questions…Thank you. As promised, I am now going to give you my answers. I hope you enjoy them as much as I have enjoyed yours.
1. What if: the sky really WAS falling?
I would find Chicken Little, apologize for not believing him the first time and give him a high five. Then, I would well…Probably DIE,,,After all, the F**KING SKY is falling.
2. What if: Pigs really COULD fly?
Seriously??? I would have to find an EXTREMELY well made umbrella to divert all the dropping Pig S**T from the already fallen sky.
3. What if: Justin Bieber really COULD sing?
Well, I would say that we will be seeing everyone making SNOWMEN and ICE SKATING in HELL!!!
4. What if: clothes were OPTIONAL in our Society?
Finally…I get to see me some FINE MALE/FEMALE ASS and some great looking TITS and HONKERS…Seriously, WHEN is this day coming???
5. What if: there were never any Hangovers?
Are you KIDDING me, I would be drunk ALL the time…Oh WAIT…I already AM…Well, at LEAST I wouldn’t have any HANGOVERS…:)
6. What if: Mary Poppins was a REAL Nanny?
I’d have her watch all my ILLEGITIMATE KIDS. Oh and have parties on the ceiling with Ed Wynn…
7. What if: You won 200 million dollars in the lottery, what would you spend our money on?
CHARITY…Yeah RIGHT…I would blow it all on fast cars, Men/Women and Booze…Okay, maybe give a little to the Rainbow coalition…Nah…Definitely fast cars, men. women and booze.
8. What if: You had a Genie, what would be your three wishes?
** See Number 7**
9. What if: You had the answer to the question, What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
I would be a goddess and rule all those who Didn’t KNOW…Plus…I’d probably be the richest chicken farming BITCH in all the world.
10. What if: The Green Lantern fought Wonder Woman, who would win and WHY?
Is there REALLY any DOUBT??? Wonder Woman has TITS….Green Lantern is MALE…DUH???
11. What if: There was a GOOD reason for writing this drivel, what would it be?
Making new friends, playing with the old ones, and generally just having a great time. 🙂 Thanks for playing…