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How many times have you asked yourself this question? Here are a few what ifs…How would YOU answer these? I will give MY answers after you give ME your funniest replies. Copy the list with your answers and then copy me. This should be a lot of fun. Good luck.

 

1.  What if: the sky really WAS falling?

2.  What if: Pigs really COULD fly?

3.  What if: Justin Bieber really COULD sing?

4.  What if: clothes were OPTIONAL in our Society?

5.  What if: there were never any Hangovers?

6.  What if: Mary Poppins was a REAL Nanny?

7.  What if: You won 200 million dollars in the lottery, what would you spend our money on?

8.  What if: You had a Genie, what would be your three wishes?

9.  What if: You had the answer to the question, What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

10. What if: The Green Lantern fought Wonder Woman, who would win and WHY?

11. What if: There was GOOD reasons for writing this drivel, what would it be?

Until Later…

 

 

14 thoughts on “What IF”

      • What if: the sky really WAS falling?
        Ouch
        2. What if: Pigs really COULD fly?
        Gardyloo! (look that word up in your Funk and Wagnel’s; it’s legit)
        3. What if: Justin Bieber really COULD sing?
        Who?
        4. What if: clothes were OPTIONAL in our Society?
        They’d call it South Beach
        5. What if: there were never any Hangovers?
        Boring
        6. What if: Mary Poppins was a REAL Nanny?
        See: pigs flying
        7. What if: You won 200 million dollars in the lottery, what would you spend our money on?
        As long as you put out, anything you want.
        8. What if: You had a Genie, what would be your three wishes?
        See #7 above, three times.
        9. What if: You had the answer to the question, What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
        Depends. Hard boiled or scrambled?
        10. What if: The Green Lantern fought Wonder Woman, who would win and WHY?
        The personal injury lawyers, for obvious reasons.
        11. What if: There was GOOD reasons for writing this drivel, what would it be?
        There isn’t. Don’t lose any sleep.

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  2. 1. What if: the sky really WAS falling? Then Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 would get canceled.

    2. What if: Pigs really COULD fly? Walmart would make a lot of money on pigshit helmets.

    3. What if: Justin Bieber really COULD sing? lol.

    4. What if: clothes were OPTIONAL in our Society? I’d work more and I’d have to carry a pillow around with me when I was around sexy women.

    5. What if: there were never any Hangovers? I’d die of alcohol consumption.

    6. What if: Mary Poppins was a REAL Nanny? I’d do the nanny.

    7. What if: You won 200 million dollars in the lottery, what would you spend our money on? I’d buy a cabin in Vermont.

    8. What if: You had a Genie, what would be your three wishes? 1. my kids grow up healthy and happy 2. That people would fart less 3. That someday I meet a person who gets me and fits me perfect.

    9. What if: You had the answer to the question, What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? I do have the answer and I am NOT telling you! EVER!

    10. What if: The Green Lantern fought Wonder Woman, who would win and WHY? Wonder Woman would win because she would flash her boobs, and he would be rendered powerless.

    11. What if: There was GOOD reasons for writing this drivel, what would it be? Anything that involves audience participation is always great! Hope you enjoyed my answers!

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  3. If 1 were true, 2 would be that much more impressive.
    Though we’d all need sturdier hats. Washable sturdier hats.
    3 – Now you’re just being silly.
    4 – Every time a pretty girl walked by, I’d have a place to hang my hat. My sturdy washable hat.
    5 – Then there are a whole bunch of life lessons I never would have learned in college.
    6 – She’d have a reality show until the details of her scandal with the chimney sweep came out.
    7 – That depends – is 5 still in effect for this? 😉
    8 – Not sure, but one would be world piece. At least one other would require specialized gym equipment.
    9 – The egg. Isn’t it obvious?
    10 – Wonder Woman. Green Lantern is a third string superhero.
    11 – Ha! Now I know this list is fantasy!

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  4. 1. What if: the sky really WAS falling? It hasn’t already?

    2. What if: Pigs really COULD fly? Geico says they can…..

    3. What if: Justin Bieber really COULD sing? No. Just….. no.

    4. What if: clothes were OPTIONAL in our Society? I would make money by simply walking around….. 😉

    5. What if: there were never any Hangovers? Then hot chicks would be even more susceptible to my walking around.

    6. What if: Mary Poppins was a REAL Nanny? I would bust a cap in her a** just to shut her up.

    7. What if: You won 200 million dollars in the lottery, what would you spend our money on? A real life princess castle for my daughter.

    8. What if: You had a Genie, what would be your three wishes? Money, Immortality and to not have T-Rex arms.

    9. What if: You had the answer to the question, What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? Which one was male? 😀

    10. What if: The Green Lantern fought Wonder Woman, who would win and WHY? Wonder Woman, GL is such a bitch.

    11. What if: There was GOOD reasons for writing this drivel, what would it be? Because it was fun.

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  5. 1. What if: the sky really WAS falling? I’d be on top of a snow covered mountain with the sun looking at me and day dreaming!

    2. What if: Pigs really COULD fly? Then I would have to find a way of getting bacon!

    3. What if: Justin Bieber really COULD sing? It would be one of the first revelations of this millennium!

    4. What if: clothes were OPTIONAL in our Society? I would walk around with a woolen hat on, sunglasses and nothing else!

    5. What if: there were never any Hangovers? That would be heaven on earth!

    6. What if: Mary Poppins was a REAL Nanny? I’d employ her!

    7. What if: You won 200 million dollars in the lottery, what would you spend our money on? I’d give half to charity and then about a million to my close friends and family. I wouldn’t need more than a million for myself.

    8. What if: You had a Genie, what would be your three wishes? World peace, and end to world poverty and a Yamaha R1 Motorbike!

    9. What if: You had the answer to the question, What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? I don’t like eggs but love chicken!

    10. What if: The Green Lantern fought Wonder Woman, who would win and WHY? Neither because captain caveman would beat them both up!

    11. What if: There was GOOD reasons for writing this drivel, what would it be? Procrastination! Wins every time!

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