Bad Pick Up Lines and Lines That Really Work


We’ve all been there, you’re at a bar or nightclub with your girlfriends and all of a sudden this guy comes up and starts hitting on you.

Now I’m not a hard woman to pick up, BUT, I just DESPISE Cheesy, or just plain STUPID pick up lines. Here are a few that I’ve found and SOME of these I have actually heard before that actually made my skin crawl.

As a piece of advice, I wouldn’t care if you look like Johnny Depp or Jennifer Aniston, if you USE these lines on me, you’re HISTORY.

1.  Excuse me, did your skirt come from space, because your ass is from another planet?

2.  Someone told me you don’t know how to kiss; do you wanna practice on ME?

3.  Be unique and different, say YES.

4.  Come home and make love with me tonight or I will tell everybody we did it anyway.

5.  I’m not REALLY this all; I’m sitting on my wallet.

6.  Damn, you have more curves than a Formula 1 racing car.

7.  Nice skirt, can I HAVE it?

8.  Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and me together.

9.  Are your legs tired, because you been running through my mind all day?

   10. Are you LOST, ‘cause it’s so strange to see an ANGEL so far from Heaven?


I don’t know if any of you guys out there have used any of these, but I’m pretty sure you Ladies have certainly heard one or more of these crazy lines. Here’s a clue guys, we like the polite, confident, truthful approach. Here’s an example that will win you points with ME every time.

“Excuse me, I have been watching you from across the bar and I would very much like to get to know you better. Will you give me a chance?” Try it guys, it WORKS. We LIKE guys who show a true interest in getting to KNOW us FIRST before undoing our skirt zippers.

Just be yourself. I would say that unless you are drunk, or dress like a Hobo, we will certainly give you a chance. Next lesson: How to Woo a Woman.

Until Later…







28 thoughts on “Bad Pick Up Lines and Lines That Really Work

  1. Hey, ladies have used some pretty cheesey ones too. A couple I’ve heard from the fairer sex has been, “Do you believe in love in first sight, or should I walk by again?” and “Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” Okay, I confess, I was the lab rat for a couple ladies that wanted to know what it was like with things reversed. They got a big laugh when I strolled over and said, “You have to say it with *con-vict-she-on*.” We had a great time that night.


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