We’ve all been there, you’re at a bar or nightclub with your girlfriends and all of a sudden this guy comes up and starts hitting on you.
Now I’m not a hard woman to pick up, BUT, I just DESPISE Cheesy, or just plain STUPID pick up lines. Here are a few that I’ve found and SOME of these I have actually heard before that actually made my skin crawl.
As a piece of advice, I wouldn’t care if you look like Johnny Depp or Jennifer Aniston, if you USE these lines on me, you’re HISTORY.
1. Excuse me, did your skirt come from space, because your ass is from another planet?
2. Someone told me you don’t know how to kiss; do you wanna practice on ME?
3. Be unique and different, say YES.
4. Come home and make love with me tonight or I will tell everybody we did it anyway.
5. I’m not REALLY this all; I’m sitting on my wallet.
6. Damn, you have more curves than a Formula 1 racing car.
7. Nice skirt, can I HAVE it?
8. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and me together.
9. Are your legs tired, because you been running through my mind all day?
10. Are you LOST, ‘cause it’s so strange to see an ANGEL so far from Heaven?
I don’t know if any of you guys out there have used any of these, but I’m pretty sure you Ladies have certainly heard one or more of these crazy lines. Here’s a clue guys, we like the polite, confident, truthful approach. Here’s an example that will win you points with ME every time.
“Excuse me, I have been watching you from across the bar and I would very much like to get to know you better. Will you give me a chance?” Try it guys, it WORKS. We LIKE guys who show a true interest in getting to KNOW us FIRST before undoing our skirt zippers.
Just be yourself. I would say that unless you are drunk, or dress like a Hobo, we will certainly give you a chance. Next lesson: How to Woo a Woman.
Until Later…
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hee hee!
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Glad you enjoyed it…:)
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Sooz
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A am proud to say that I have never used any of those lines.
And will continue to say that, despite any memories people may have of the opposite.
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Hehehehehe…I like that. A man with a story and he’s stickin’ to it. Hehehehehe.
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Sooz
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Lines 1, 3, and 10 i have used and they have never failed me lol
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WOW…..Hard to believe. 🙂
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Sooz
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It’s all in the delivery and a lil wink and a smile
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OK…THAT got me…Take off your pants…Hehehehehehe.
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Sooz
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Must be my southern charm and the slow low draw in my voice lol. 😉
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And they were off at hello
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Hehehehehe……
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Sooz
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Pure naughtiness
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I usually go for “hey” or “sup?”. I think those 10 above are for a certain kind of woman. Anyway, sup?
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OK….It worked…Now, take off your pants…Hehehehe…
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Sooz
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Daaaang, girl.
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🙂
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Sooz
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I agree! Be a nice guy and be straight forward. But you can throw in one of those pick up lines if you’re trying to get us to laugh though…
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OK…I admit THAT’S true…:)
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Sooz
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Hey, ladies have used some pretty cheesey ones too. A couple I’ve heard from the fairer sex has been, “Do you believe in love in first sight, or should I walk by again?” and “Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” Okay, I confess, I was the lab rat for a couple ladies that wanted to know what it was like with things reversed. They got a big laugh when I strolled over and said, “You have to say it with *con-vict-she-on*.” We had a great time that night.
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You sound like a HOOT Rob…A real ladies man eh???
Actually, I like the fall from Heaven line. 🙂
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Sooz
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A ladies man? Nah, not really. I’ve been shot down so many times, my call sign is, “Target Practice.” 😉
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Hehehehehe…Good one…:)
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Sooz
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🙂 Thanks. I worked on it for months.
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It SHOWS….Hehehehehe…
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Sooz
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(trailing smoke, the plane, call sign “Target Practice”, crashes and burns)
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LOL at number three! I can’t believe that worked. But I guess with the right delivery, some or all could work.
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One line that didn’t fail me the only 3 times I used it… “Nice shoes, wanna root?”
http://m.australiandictionary.net/root
Ps… I use to be somewhat of a wombat….
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Wombat eh? I can tell…Hehehehe….I am a shoe addict so that line would SURELY have worked on me….Hehehehe….
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Sooz
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