Lady: Do you drink?
Lady: How much a day?
Man: 3 six packs
Lady: How much per six pack
Man: about $10.00
Lady: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 six pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 six packs a day which puts
your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be
Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the
past 15 yea rs puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t drank, that money could have been
put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for
compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a
Man: Do you drink?
Man: So, where’s your fucking Ferrari?