- Men FART…Women release odorless gas…Yeah that’s RIGHT…We DO…
- Men give short and to the point responses…Women LIKE to talk. And talk…And TALK…
- If a friend buys a new car, a Man will ask, “What kind did you get?” A Woman will ask, “What color is it?”
- The majority of Women will change clothes and get NAKED in front of other women…Men will NEVER do that with other men (Unless of course it’s for sex).
- Men take a S**T…Women release Nitrogenous Waste. (Look it up) J
- Women keep Diaries…Men keep LITTLE BLACK BOOKS.
- Women will dress up for ANY occasion…The Opera, the Bakery, Grocery
- Shopping etc. We don’t NEED a reason. Men NEED a reason.
- Men prefer LOOKING at Porn…Women much prefer READING about it. It’s TRUE…I’m reading one NOW.
- Women’s Menopausal symptoms: Hot Flashes, Dry Vagina, Irritability, disinterested in sex etc. Men’s Menopausal symptoms: A flashy car, designer clothes, HUMPS anything he can find, grows beard or goatee, starts talking with a French accent…WTF????
- Okay, this one I found: “If you tell a Woman you just returned from a trip to Moon, she will ask you “whom did you go with…?” Tell this to a Man, he will ask you…”Dude, do women wear clothes there…?”
I hoped you enjoyed these as I had a fun time writing about them.