“If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.”
If you TALK with God; AND you HAVE schizophrenia, then welcome to MY family.
“The graduate with a Science degree asks, “Why does it work?”
“The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”
“The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, “How much will it cost?”
“The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, “Do you want fries with that?”
I say, Become a HOOKER, you need NO degree and make more money than ALL of the combined professions.
“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.”
No funny retort here, the above quote says it ALL now doesn’t it???