Just Ask Sooz

Dear Sooz:

I have a major problem. Lately my husband, who is 52, has NO interest in me  sexually. One night while he was asleep, I checked the history section of our computer and discovered that there were several porn sites both straight and homosexual.

He is always on that damned computer and I feel that he is more interested in the porn than in me. I believe this has become an addiction and it is ruining our marriage. What should I do?

Sexless Sally in Seattle

 

Dear Sexless:

One word…DIVORCE…I have seen this happen one too many times. Once men reach the age of 50, they start fantasizing more and more about young vivacious women. It’s an age thingy. In your husband’s case it also appears as if he is doing the same with other men.

Here is what I recommend. Get good and drunk one night, (Men LOVE drunken women, HELL…so do I, I AM one… Hehehehe.), wear your sexiest low cut dress which shows off the twins, assuming you don’t WALK on them, and then give him the old talk about the birds and the bees. When he is confused why you are talking about Robins and Yellowjackets, THEN, have the SEX talk and confront him about the porn. Men DO love their porn.

When he asks why you are drunk, tell him you just wanted to feel good about yourself again AND you wanted to SCREW HIS FU**ING BRAINS OFF. If he takes the bate, there is a good chance that you will win him back. This is of course ia ALL based on how the HELL good you were in the sack.

If he doesn’t, pick up his porn infested computer and throw that MOFO out on his PORN DICK. Hell, YOU deserve a sex life too. Find someone who will love you for WHO you are…OR… get a computer of your own and Start watching porn…Good Luck Sally.