Dear Sooz:
Did you see in the papers where a Judge gave permission to a guy to spank his wife? Thank goodness I say. Women are trying to take over the world and need to be put in their place every now and then. I applaud the judge’s ruling and believe it to be a just one. What do you think?
Manly Man
Dear Manly Man:
Seriously??? What CAVE do you LIVE in??? Obviously the judge is just as demented as YOU are. When does spanking become abuse? It’s PEA brained, convoluted thinking like that that sends civilization back to the dark ages. I suggest you change your Dark Age thinking before someone SPANKS YOU…
Dear Sooz:
I am conflicted. There is this boy in my History class who brings knitting with him. He often knits while in class. People used to make fun of him but NOW, they just ignore him. He is VERY cute and funny, BUT, I am afraid he is a little effeminate and I don’t want to be shunned by the other girls if I get close to him. What would YOU advise?
Conflicted Cathy
Dear Conflicted:
You’re a big girl now, do what you want. If you like him, don’t worry about what other people will think. Everybody needs love and affection, if you like him, GO for it girl. Plus, if you’re LUCKY, maybe he’ll knit you a sweater.
dreamshadow59 
I think manly man needs to be lobotomized. Maybe that is just me. Oh, and castrated with a rusty fish filleting knife. The other girl, just ride that homeboy, he’ll never knit again. 😀
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I couldn’t believe that first one when I read it…OMG…????
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Sooz
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I might have had a verbal rumble with a woman hating guy today at the store, and am still feeling a little froggy. 🙂 That stuff really chaps my stick, you know?
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I can certainly understand my friend…
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Sooz
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I have no problem with women taking over the world.
I would love to be a house husband.
(Then again, we don;t have kids. hehehe)
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Oh good…You’re FIRST on my list then…Hehehehehe…
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Sooz
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I can’t believe men like Manly Man are still living in this world. I wonder when they’ll stop believing in women abuse? Men like that should go to jail and rot over there. And the Judge!? What the Hell? What is wrong with the justice system nowadays? It’s okay to spank your wife? Seriously? He is an illiterate dumb ass, if you ask me.
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I couldn’t agree with you MORE my friend. I too was appalled. Dark Age Men…Unbelievable…
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Sooz
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God, if a dude knitted me a sweater I think I’d marry him. Imagine that. Instead of ‘Darling, I’m off down the pub to get arseholed off my face and I’ll come back at midnight, shove my face into a polystyrene carton of onions and kebab, and then I’ll burp and snore in your face all night’ – it’d be ‘Darling, shall we stay in tonight with a takeaway and watch a nice film so I can knit that sweater for you?’
I would literally die of happiness.
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OMG…..Laughing so hard….That was GREAT Becky. Hehehehehehehe…..
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Sooz
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Are you sure the judge wasn’t giving him permission to spank her in bed?
Because that would make more sense.
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Nope….This guy AND judge are just real TOOLS…..Grrrrrrrrrrrrr….
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Sooz
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Judge and “Manly Man” should be dipped in honey and staked over a fire ant colony.
In other news, my lady friend gave me permission to spank her if I gave her permission to return the favor. She was kinda surprised to find me sprawled across her lap before she finished speaking… 😉
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Hehehehehehe……LOVE IT…..Hehehehehe…
xx
Sooz
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