Funny Things to Say on a Divorce Card



1.    Knock knock…Who’s there?…..EXACTLY… SUCKER…Hehehehehehe…

2.    If at first you don’t succeed…Insert new Batteries….They’re better than YOU ever were anyway…

3.    I sincerely hope you have a better life now… “IN JAIL”…Call me when you get out in 30….Hehehehe…

4.    Roses are red, Violets are blue…Go F**K yourself asshole.

5.    People ask me if I’m sad that I’m divorced, I tell them as sad as a 1000 lb. Gorilla in a room full of Peeled Bananas.

6.    I believe bygones should be bygones so…Just BE-GONE JERK OFF…

7.    I took the house, the kids, the vacation home, the boat, AND all of your money…Next time, think TWICE before you use your credit card. By the way…Is you “MOTHER” feeling  better??? Hehehehehe….

8..   When life hands you Lemons…DIVORCE his sorry ass and SCREW more HUNKS…

  9.   Sending you a post card from the Bahamas…Hope you and my best friend enjoy yourselves in Bankruptcy Court. Namaste…

 10.  No I’m NOT being vindictive…I’m just getting EVEN.















16 thoughts on “Funny Things to Say on a Divorce Card

  1. #11 Roses are red, violets are blue, sea monkeys are hung like pimples, and so are you.
    #12 Bada Bing, Bada Boom, enjoy your time with the Creature From The Black Lagoon.
    #13 You left me for that? Mwa hah ah ah ahh haha hahaha haha hahaha oh my. I told you to keep both that eye appointment and the psychiatrist appointment.

    😀 A couple extras for your viewing pleasure milady! Oh, in case you did not know, I tagged you in a fun post earlier today. Check it out!


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