Funny Questions With No Answers


People come up to me on the street and ask me, “Sue, how do you ALWAYS come up with such funny topics?” I tell them…Well, it’s a matter of thinking OUTSIDE the box. Then they ask me, “What IS this box you are talking about?”

I explain to them that it is merely a HYPOTHETICAL box and not a real one that I keep in my purse. Plus REALLY, what is IN this box to BEGIN with to think OUTSIDE of it?  There are just so many questions and yet ones that can’t be simply explained.

Here are a few more like the above box question:

Can you CRY underwater? The answer of course is YES but not for very long. AS you inhale the water you will drown, PLUS how would we even KNOW you were crying as the water itself would prevent you from SEEING the tears. Think about it………….

Why do you have to “put your 2 cents in”, BUT, it is only “A penny for your thoughts?” Where the HELL did the other penny go to? Personally…I think they put it in the CENT A METER…Just sayin’…

What disease did Cured Ham have anyway? Just THINK about that one…

Why is it that we put a man on the moon (And for WHAT) BEFORE we developed wheels for LUGGAGE?????? Scratches head.

My favorite…People say they “slept like a baby”…Helllllllllllllloooooooo…Babies wake up every 2 HOURS…DUH???? I hope I never sleep like one…Getting to bed BEFORE dawn is hard enough.

Why do Dr.’s LEAVE the room when you change? They are gonna see you naked ANYWAY??? Never did get this one…????….????

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, then why in Hell did they even bother WRITING this stupid song??? I mean NO ONE CARES…

These are just a few of the crazy questions with no answers…There are many many more, but, too many to add to THIS blog. Maybe a little later…

Until Later…





8 thoughts on “Funny Questions With No Answers

  1. How about these: 1) You may have seen a piano player, but have you ever seen a player piano? 2) Peter Piper picked a peck of pickles. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?


  2. Don’t even get me started on “If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick? By the way, i can say that tongue twister faster than you can hear it. 😉


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