Giggle Time—The Bible

 

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God said, “Adam, I want
you to do something for Me.”

Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You
want me to do?”

God said, “Go down into
that valley.”
Adam said, “What’s a valley?”

God explained it to him. Then God said, “Cross the river.”

Adam said, “What’s a river?”

God explained that to him,
and then said, “Go over to
the hill…..”

Adam said, “What is a hill?”

So, God explained to Adam
what a hill was. He told
Adam, “On the other side of
the hill you will find a cave.”

Adam said, ‘What’s a cave?’

After God explained, He
said, “In the cave you will

find a woman.”

Adam said,”What’s a woman?’

So God explained that to
him, too. Then, God said, ‘I
want you to reproduce.”

Adam said, “How do I do that?”

God first said (under His
breath), “Seriously???…..”

And then, just like everything
else, God explained that to
Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into
the valley, across the river,
and over the hill, into the
cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes,
he was back.

God, His patience wearing
thin, said angrily, “What is
it now?”

And Adam said….

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“What’s a headache?”

   

 

 

 

 

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