Giggle Time

This has been around before but just HAD to send this on……Too funny!

 

Subject: Beware of that underwear dust!

 

 

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, ‘Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in ‘Slim Fast’. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!’ His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn’t let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. ‘What the heck is this?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

‘April’, he hollered into the bathroom, ‘Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

She replied with a snicker, ‘It’s not talcum powder; it’s ‘Miracle Grow’!

 

You guys just never learn, do not tick off the woman.