Ever wish you were a dog? I do…Think about it, they get fed twice a day, scratched behind their ears, talked sweetly to, someone ELSE cleans up their POOP, and they basically just lay around lounging all day. OK…let’s be honest, I also lay around lounging all day, BUT, I could REALLY go for the Scratching behind the ears thingy. No one has EVER done that for me.
The next thing would be….What breed of dog would I be? I have NOTHING against little fu-fu dogs, BUT, I think I would wanna be more of a medium size dog like a……..PIT BULL. I KNOW what you’re thinking, “Sue…How could you be a Pit Bull, they’re dangerous.”
To THAT I say POPPY COCK (Always have loved that word), or perhaps BUUULLLL DUUUUUST… Hehe…Fooled you didn’t I? You thought I was gonna say something else.
Pit Bulls are loving animals as long as they are brought up in a loving family. I would CERTAINLY make sure I was adopted by a loving family; otherwise, I would have to RIP them to shreds er, I mean find another family.
I would be VERY playful. I would chase the ball, retrieve the ball, and perhaps even EAT the ball. Hey…We have big jaws ya know and we LOVE to chew. Cuddly…OMG yes. I would be in your lap CONSTANTLY. There’s a good chance you would be licked a lot as I love to use my huge wet tongue to kiss you.
I would of course require a nice comfortable bed, YOURS would be nice actually. Don’t forget that being a VERY energetic dog I will need a HUGE amount of attention, hmmmmm…Just like NOW… Hey, at least as a dog when I’m called a Bitch the meaning would be true. Hehehehehe…
Until Later….
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My dogs live the life.
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That’s IT….I’ll come back as one of YOUR dogs then…Hehehehe…
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Sooz
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Being a dog would be cool… till the day you got fixed… or if you had a jerk for an owner… and they dressed you up in sweaters.
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Well…If the sweaters were Armani…MAYBE,,,Hehehehehe….
Sooz
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Sell out, but never cheaply…
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Us Diva dogs must keep up our images….:)
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Sooz
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I just refuse to think of you as a dog…
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I am a female “HOUND” dog….Hehehehehehe….
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Sooz
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I was a hound dog once… but my wife had me fixed…
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WHAT???You don’t BARK anymore….Hehehehehe…
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Sooz
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I barked while it was happening.
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Hehehehe….LOL……
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Sooz
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