- Have her show UP at the bar
- Tell her you want to buy her a drink or 10
- BUY her those 10 drinks you promised
- Tell her you’re a scientist in alcohol consumption. You are studying the # of shots needed before she is WILLING to have SEX with you.
- Tell her you LIKE her BUT, she needs to “RELAX” some.
- Explain that Long Island Iced Tea is JUST iced tea with a little extra flavoring.
- Start her off drinking shots to special occasions like Flag Day, her birthday, St Patrick’s Day, MONDAY…
- Bet her 5 Bucks she can’t drink 6 shots followed by chugging a pitcher of beer.
- Remind her that Happy Hour was DESIGNED to get HAPPY. The more you drink, the HAPPIER you get.
- Assure her that getting a nasty hangover the next day is just a myth fabricated by frustrated teetotalers.
Remember: Don’t drink and drive, do what I do, take a cab and then puke all over it…
this has Ryan’s name all over it… R, are you blog cheating on me??? Hilarious post dreamshadow 🙂
-S
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Awwww….Thank you…I try…:)
xx
Sooz
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So…umm…which of these…err…actually…..works best?
(Asking for a friend!!!)
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Hehehehehe… I always go for the 5 Dollar bet….Hehehehehe….
xx
Sooz
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The free drinks offer almost always works!
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ALWAYS has for ME…..:)
xx
Sooz
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Does your site have a contact page? I’m having a tough time
locating it but, I’d like to send you an email. I’ve got some suggestions for your blog you might be interested in hearing.
Either way, great website and I look forward to seeing
it expand over time.
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Thank you very much for stopping by….I’m glad you find it interesting, I hope you will come and see me again.Muah!!!
xx
Sooz
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