Ten Tings Women Wished Guy’s Knew About Sex

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Over the years I have always though about how different men and women are in their ways of love making. I have come up with a list of ten things I believe all women wished guys knew. Hope you enjoy them.

10. How to find our G spots—YES guys, we DO have them, you just have to do your research and have a little practice at it…WE’LL WAIT…

9.  We LOVE to cuddle after we make love—Turning over and starting to snore makes us feel like we are being used…GET with the program…

8.  We like to have our ENGINES STARTED before we just go for the Green Flag. Take some time with us and then we will be like Tigers.

7.   Flowers and candy are NICE, but, making us dinner once in a while and then doing the dishes is EVEN BETTER…WINK WINK…

6.   TALK to us FIRST—I know, I know this is NOT in your wheelhouse, BUT, give it a TRY…IT WORKS…

5.   Don’t just ASSUME you KNOW how to turn us on, ASK and YE shall be ANSWERED…With PLEASURE…

4.   Slam, Bam, Thank You Mam is NOT the way to win us over…Tease us first. Send us Sextexts, remind us how you can’t wait to see us again, make sure you tell us you love us… OFTEN.

3.   Sometimes we are just NOT in the mood…DON’T PUSH IT BOZO…

2.   OK…This may be just a pet peeve of MINE but…at 4 AM, unless I am passed out DRUNK, don’t be pushing Mr. Happy up my Who HA…SLEEP once in a while WILL ya…Just sayin’.

1.   Don’t come home drunk from your poker game with the boys and EXPECT SEX…BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….NOT GONNA HAPPEN…

These were NOT meant to put you guys DOWN….Just giving you some “FRIENDLY” life lessons about us women…Smiles Sexily…

Until Later…

 

4 thoughts on “Ten Tings Women Wished Guy’s Knew About Sex

  1. This isn’t very honest. These “rules” are not true for all women. Indeed, it is quite demeaning to suggest that you are all the same. You are complex and unpredictable: that’s why we love you.

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