Giggle Time– Blind Cowboy in a Girl Biker Bar–

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 Blind Cowboy in a Girl Biker Bar…..

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,
‘Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to
him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy,
I think it is only fair, given that you
are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl
with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond
girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.

3. I’m a 6-foot tall,
175-pound blond woman
with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next
to me is blond and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blond and a
professional wrestler.

‘Now, think about it
seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna
tell that blond joke?’

The blind cowboy thinks
for a second, shakes his
head and mutters,

‘No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five
times.’

 

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