Gigle Time–Famous Last Words–

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What does this button do?—Push me….Push me…

* It’s probably just a rash.—Or….It COULD be a fatal Venereal Disease… Better be safe than sorry…

* Are you sure the power is off?—ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ….OOPS…..:)

* The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!—Seriously….Who’d a THOUGHT?????????

* Which wire was I supposed to cut?—BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM………..

* I wonder where the mother bear is.—Bill??? Is that YOU???

* I’ve seen this done on TV.—How tough could it be???

* These are the good kind of mushrooms.—“Have a taste…Dude…I’m like TALKIN’ to you.”

* It’s strong enough for both of us.—Well….I THOUGHT it WAS…I’m sure help will be here soon.

* This doesn’t taste right.—Exp. Date…11/11/09

* I can do that with my eyes closed.—Seriously???? How hard could it be???

* I’ve done this before.—TRUST me….We don’t NEED no stinking Condom…:)

* Well, we’ve made it this far.—Now….Take off your pants…

* That’s odd.—The IUD was SUPPOSED to work…DAMN…

* You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?—Ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh……

* Don’t be so superstitious.—There’s no such thing as Bad luck..Now…Take off your pants.

* Now watch this.—Hey,  give it a minute…It will get HARD…I promise…

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