Giggle Time–The Pyschiatrist And The Proctologist–

 

Best friends graduating from medical school at the same time decided that in
spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up
a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors. The town
council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids. This was also not
acceptable so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics
– no go. Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives – thumbs down
again.

Then came Minds and Behinds – still no good. Another attempt resulted in Lost
Souls and Butt Holes – unacceptable again! So they tried Nuts and Butts – no
way. Freaks and Cheeks – still no good. Loons and Moons – forget it. Almost at
their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with:

Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones – Specializing in Odds and Ends.

Everybody loved it!

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