Deep Thoughts

 

“Does your chewing gum lose it’s flavor on the bedpost over night?”

 

Do you REALLY think that saying “God Bless You” after someone sneezes will

stop them from sneezing again?

 

Should we MAKE our kids kiss us goodnight if they don’t WANT to?

 

Why ARE there no BLUE fruits or vegetables.

 

How many times have you almost orgasmed after taking a nice dump?

 

Do they MAKE rose colored glasses?

 

Is life REALLY a bowl of Cherries, and IF so then what the HELL does that mean?

 

“God’s in His Heaven, all’s right with the world” “******SERIOUSLY******????????

 

If we made Friday the start of the work week, would THAT be any better Psychologically?

 

Oldie but goodie……Where the HELL do all the lost SOCKS go???

 

Which came first….The Chicken or the Egg…??? Explain in 10,000 words or less. 🙂 Comic relief here needed…

 

Why is it that Boys are made from snips and snails and puppy dogs tails and girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice???? SERIOUSLY????? We NEED a second opinion on that one.

 

Why is it that I continue to write nonsensical BS like this…..Gheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

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