Questions And Answers From AARP

         
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?

    A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.      

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?  

   A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done you’ll have a place to live.      

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?

    A: Yes. Matthew 14:92:
“And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt.

     
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60 plus year old husband?  

   A: Tell him you’re pregnant.      

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?

    A:      
Take off your glasses.

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face?

    A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?

    A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?

    A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is the problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?  

   A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?   

  A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?    

A: “Gosh, I remember these!”

SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?     

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