I have to admit, I liked these questions so much I just had to steal the Survey from another blogger. The ANSWERS however are totally MINE…Enjoy!!!
1. I’m not easily bothered by things.
* THINGS usually don’t bother me; it’s the PEOPLE I can’t stand.
2. I make friends easily.
* Hey…When you’re as horny as me you tend to make “friends VERY fast.
3. I do just enough work to get by.
* I’m a mover and a shaker, I move furniture on the weekends and I SHAKE my ass whenever I can….Ohhh Come on…It’s a JOKE…LAUGH!!!
4. I respect others.
* Just as long as I get paid…
5. I’m not very interested in abstract ideas.
* Abstract ideas are fine, abstract PEOPLE…Not so much.
6. I dislike myself.
* Only when I’ve been drinking…Gheese!!!
7. I make plans and stick to them.
* Usually I remove the double sided tape so I DON’T stick to them…
8. I tend to vote for liberal political candidates.
I tend to vote for MYSELF!!! I am just Soooooooooo the BEST person to run…
9. I would describe my life’s experience as somewhat dull.
* Life’s experiences…VERY dull…Oh wait, you mean MY life experiences…Well I would have to say as best I remember…HELL NO!!!
10. I regularly insult others.
* Only when I open my MOUTH!!!
11. I have a vivid imagination.
* Mine is SO vivid, I see flying pigs sometimes and pink elephants. How’s THAT for imagination???
13. I am the life of the party.
* Yup!!! I’m always the one with the lampshade on my head or passed out naked somewhere…
14. I feel blue or depressed.
* Rarely Blue…Red, pink and fuchsia usually
15. I have a sharp tongue.
* Nah!!! I think it’s softer and more round…Definitely no Ginsu knife…
16. I don’t care much for art.
* Only if it’s of male or female nudes…You can KEEP that fruit in a bowl drivel…
17. I don’t talk a lot.
* Define a lot. Like someone who filibusters on the floor of Congress or like Marcel Marisol?
19. I accept people as they are.
* Absolutely!!! Just as long as they think the same way as ME!!!
20. I enjoy hearing new ideas.
* I enjoy HEARING new ideas, AND THEN…I use my OWN!!!
21. I avoid philosophical discussions.
* Like the PLAGUE!!! I mean their Philosophical…There IS no RIGHT answer…What’s the point???
27. I panic easily.
* Nope!!! I make OTHERS panic…
28. I get back at others.
* Let’s just say…Don’t CROSS me…
32. I believe others generally have good intentions.
* Yup…Unless they try and take me to bed…Oh come on…You SAW that one coming didn’t you???
34. I often have frequent mood swings
* Only during my period and Mondays through Sundays.
35. I like to keep in the background.
* Yup…Especially if I am doing something illegal… Just kidding…I have NEVER done anything illegal…Looks the other way…