Sooz’s Funny Quotes




To err is Human…To forgive, depends on what the HELL you did…


No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. Abraham Lincoln… That’s why I RECORD everything!!! Hehehehe…


A word to the wise ain’t necessary – it’s the stupid ones that need the advice…. Bill Cosby… Why are you *LOOKING* at me that way???


Dedicated to ALL women: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey…And RIGHTLY so!!!!


My Motto: “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” Ron White….Such GREAT advice!!!!!



“A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.” Alexander Hamilton**** Usually because they have an IQ of 22…Obviously they don’t LEARN from their mistakes….



If at first you don’t succeed, get a sugar Daddy…Just sayin’


““Never do today what you can as well do tomorrow, because something may occur to make you regret your premature action” Aaron Burr…..THIS FROM THE GUY WHO SHOT HAMILTON…YIKES!!!


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