Valentine’s Day Shmalantine’s Day

 

YES!!! I know I’m already writing about Valentine’s Day and it’s ONLY the 29th. of January. I figured I would get a jump on it like Target and all the other stores. I mean what GOOD is it if you can’t buy your candy and roses two weeks ahead of time and then give them to your sweetie on Valentine’s Day?

 

Sure, the roses will be all withered and about dead, and the candy will be stale BUT…You will HAVE something for your significant other. Isn’t THAT really the point to this whole Holiday?

 

Let’s be honest here, Men will wait until the day before or the day OF and then go out and get something for us that is supposed to be heartfelt and all gooey romantic…BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! One year when I was in a short term relationship and all I got was some bath salts from the freakin’ drugstore…SERIOUSLY???

 

I know what some of you are thinking…”Well Sooz, it’s the THOUGHT, not the actual gift that counts.” To THAT I say GOBBLESPLAT… ( Made up word, it just sounded funny). Usually, be honest here guys, you are JUST doing it so you can get a little action that night.

 

Look, I’m not saying that our guys don’t CARE for us, all I’m saying is that they don’t even THINK of us until the TV starts flooding the screen with ads about it; THEN, they HAVE to go out and get something to keep them in the running for Nookie that night.

 

How about this guys…Make us dinner with candlelight, do the dishes for us, tell us we are the most important thing in your world, THIS is what we’re looking for, the ROMANTIC gesture. Sure, roses and candy are nice, BUT, it doesn’t really show your romantic side.

 

This year how about all of you step up, make us FEEL like we are special; take a nice bath with us, TALK to us, let us know that you truly love us, if you do this, we will feel good about ourselves and the Nookie will be a shoe in…

 

Ohhh….For those of you like ME that may not have a significant other, do what I do, PAMPER yourself, get good and drunk, and fall asleep in the bathtub…

 

Until Later…

 

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