YES!!! I know I’m already writing about Valentine’s Day and it’s ONLY the 29th. of January. I figured I would get a jump on it like Target and all the other stores. I mean what GOOD is it if you can’t buy your candy and roses two weeks ahead of time and then give them to your sweetie on Valentine’s Day?
Sure, the roses will be all withered and about dead, and the candy will be stale BUT…You will HAVE something for your significant other. Isn’t THAT really the point to this whole Holiday?
Let’s be honest here, Men will wait until the day before or the day OF and then go out and get something for us that is supposed to be heartfelt and all gooey romantic…BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! One year when I was in a short term relationship and all I got was some bath salts from the freakin’ drugstore…SERIOUSLY???
I know what some of you are thinking…”Well Sooz, it’s the THOUGHT, not the actual gift that counts.” To THAT I say GOBBLESPLAT… ( Made up word, it just sounded funny). Usually, be honest here guys, you are JUST doing it so you can get a little action that night.
Look, I’m not saying that our guys don’t CARE for us, all I’m saying is that they don’t even THINK of us until the TV starts flooding the screen with ads about it; THEN, they HAVE to go out and get something to keep them in the running for Nookie that night.
How about this guys…Make us dinner with candlelight, do the dishes for us, tell us we are the most important thing in your world, THIS is what we’re looking for, the ROMANTIC gesture. Sure, roses and candy are nice, BUT, it doesn’t really show your romantic side.
This year how about all of you step up, make us FEEL like we are special; take a nice bath with us, TALK to us, let us know that you truly love us, if you do this, we will feel good about ourselves and the Nookie will be a shoe in…
Ohhh….For those of you like ME that may not have a significant other, do what I do, PAMPER yourself, get good and drunk, and fall asleep in the bathtub…
Until Later…
dreamshadow59 
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You can’t complain about what you got for Valentine’s day unless you are holding the so much more awesome thing you got us for Father’s day.
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Well…i can;t comment to that as I have no kids BUT…Valentine’s Day is VERY special to us and all we really look for is a little romance…I’m not implying that YOU don;t do that but far to many men do…MUAH!!!
xx
Sooz
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I never realized you were on Tumblr too. You are a bi-blogger. That’s so ero….
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Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xx
Sooz
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Sorry, didn’t mean to out you. Crawl back under the covers and let’s stay warm.
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;)….
Muah baby!!!
xx
Sooz
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Or at least enjoy your time with BOB
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Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hehehehehe….
xx
Sooz
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Fondue for dinner, a massage, and early to bed.
To sleep.
What? It will be the end of a long week.
Sheesh.
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Ohhhhh YOU I like!!!! **SMILES**
xx
Sooz
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Isn’t it kind of dangerous to fall asleep in the tub?
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I wake up if my mouth hits the water… But YEAH!!!!
xx
Sooz
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I think men don’t care about this holiday and the pressure that comes with it. Of course there are some that don’t care about the girl they’re with…
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That is Soooo true…They just do it to get Laid later….
xx
Sooz
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