Jokes About Men…Oh Come On…They Are Funny

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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, ‘What setting do I use on the washing machine?’
‘It depends,’ I replied‘What does it say on your shirt?’He yelled back, ‘ OHIO STATE !’

And they say blondes are dumb…

 

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,’I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world…’ 

The woman replies, ‘I’ll miss you…… ‘. 

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‘It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,’ Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..’Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?’ 

‘Probably that I married you for your money,’ she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? 

A: A rumor 

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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. 

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,I’ll beat him to death. 

AMEN 

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Q: Why do little boys whine?

A: They are practicing to be men.


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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? 

A: Trustworthy. .

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?


A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?


A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..


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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?


A: Rename the email folder ‘Instruction Manuals’

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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world………  

……then He made the earth round. 

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