I am BACK; thank the deities I am back. I thought I would NEVER get out of that place… THEY refer to it as PARADISE; I referred to it as the looney bin for recovering drunks. Honestly, never have I ever seen so many drunks gathered together in one place, it was like a drunk’s reunion.
I must admit, I walked in tall and determined, but that was because I had already had a couple of drinks ahead of time to prepare myself for the long awaited DRY SPELL. I got there and the administrator IMMEDIATELY yelled at me for drinking, YIKES!!!!! I am NOT used to people yelling at ME, I am the one who usually does the yelling.
After quivering like a baby, my guide, a FOXY lookin’ chick showed me to my room. It was stark; it had two single beds, two dressers, a common desk and a window. Ahhhh the window, thank God for the window. It had a beautiful view of the pond and water fountain… Spewing Vodka I was hoping, NO such LUCK!!!
I met my room-mate, a nice woman with a beard of a Circus lady, and the breath that could kill all the zombies off in case of a zombie attack. WOW!!! We shared stories and then it was time for dinner.
Ahhhh the food, the only one GOOD thing I can say for the place. I had a sumptious dinner of steak, salad, bread, roasted asparagus and coffee. For dessert, they had the best bread pudding I have ever eaten.
After dinner, they ran a general AA meeting where everyone got up and told their stories. I had them in tears. I know, I am such an attention hog, shoot me. We concluded the evening with the Serenity Prayer and then we all went back to our Cells rooms. Lights out by 10:00 PM, day one over and the journey begins…I will end here and pick it up later.
Until Later…
Welcome back!
Was it a successful stay?
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Oh Yeah!!!! I have never felt better my friend and I feel like a new woman!!!! You are my FIRST response, Bless You!!!!
Muah,
Sooz
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YAY!!! You did it! Can’t wait to hear about the rest of your stay in the asylum……are you sure that isn’t where you went when you got out?????
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Laughing……AKA the rest of the “normal” world!! 😛
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Hehehehehehehehe…Yeah right. Hehehehehehe…..
xx
Sooz
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One day at a time, chica. Much luv.
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Yup!!! Thank you!
xx
Sooz
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Glad you’re back! Looking forward to hearing more about your stay.
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Will do…;)
xx
Sooz
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Did you behave young lady? 🙂 Welcome back.
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I DID Papi…Thanks. I am a new woman now and ready to go…MUAH!!!!!!
xx
Sooz
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Good for you. Continued success and ass kicking milady.
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