Giggle Time–The Pharmacist

>>>> Marie, a nice, calm and
>>>> respectable Cajun lady went into the Towne pharmacy, walked up to
>>>> the pharmacist whose name is Boudreaux, looked straight into his
>>>> eyes, and said, “I would like ta buy some cyanide.”
>>>> Then Boudreaux asked,
>>>> “Mais, Why in de world do ya need
>>>> cyanide?”
>>>> Marie replied, “Ah need it to poison my husband.”
>>>> Boudreaux eyes got big and he explained, “Lord have mercy! A…h
>>>> can’t give you cyanide to kill you husband, dat’s against de law!
>>>> I’ll lose my license!
>>>> They’ll throw boat of us in jail! All kinds of bad tings will
>>>> happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
>>>> Marie reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
>>>> husband Thibodeaux in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
>>>> Boudreaux looked at the picture and replied, “You didn’t told me
>>>> you had a prescription.”

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