10 Signs That Indicate You Need to Get Laid Now

Woman Masturbating 2
1.   · You start making out with your toy stuffed elephant AND, it’s a GOOD kisser

2.     You start listening to your pre-mixed love song CDs

3.   · It’s been so long, your monthly EGGS are now hard boiled (THINK ABOUT IT)

·4.    The 300 lb cable guy starts looking like an Adonis, and you’re NOT even drunk

5.   · You keep watching Casablanca over and over

6.   · You’re wearing your sexy panties to go to 7-11

7.   · You’re thinking of asking your vibrator to marry you

8.   · At the zoo, you get excited by seeing a gorilla with a woody

·9.    You become excited by watching your long, hard, bathtub faucet run

10.   You approach eating bananas by LICKING them first

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