And You THOUGHT You Knew It All

 

 

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The  liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a  substitute for 
       blood  plasma. 
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No  piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7)  times.
Oh go aheadI’ll wait… 
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Donkeys kill more people annually 
than  plane crashes or shark attacks.  
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You burn more calories sleeping 
Than you do watching television. 
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty  (50) years of age or older. 
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The  first product to have a bar code 
was  Wrigley’s gum. 
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The  King of Hearts is the only  king 

Without a mustache 
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American  Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive 
from  each salad served in  first-class. 
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Venus  is the only planet that rotates clockwise. 

(Since  Venus is normally associated with women, what  does this tell you?)
(That women are going in the ‘right’ direction…?)

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Apples, not caffeine, 

are more  efficient at waking you up in the morning  . 
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Most  dust particles in your house are made from 

DEAD  SKIN ! 
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. 

So did  the first ‘ Marlboro  Man’. 
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Walt  Disney was afraid 

     OF MICE! 
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PEARLS  DISSOLVE
IN VINEGAR  ! 
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The three most valuable brand names on earth: 
Marlboro, Coca  Cola , and Budweiser, in that order. 
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It  is possible to lead a cow upstairs… 

but not downstairs. 

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A  duck’s quack doesn’t echo, 

and no one knows why. 
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at  least six (6)

Feet away from a toilet to avoid  airborne particles resulting from the flush. 

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!) 
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And  the best for last…. 

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don’t YOU?)

So…………………..

So pass it onand go move your toothbrush!!! 

 

 And throw away that piece of folded up paper!!!

 

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