I have been a little down in the dumps lately so I haven’t felt much like being on line. I came across this joke though and it made me smile, I hope it does the same for you…
Sooz
50 shades of grayishHe was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forwardsthen backwards, forward then backward, again and again.Back and forth, back and forth, in and out, a little to the right, alittle to the left, she could feel the sweat on her forehead, between her breasts, andtrickling down the small of her back, she was gettingnear to the end.Her heart was pounding, her face wasflushed, she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.Finally, totally exhausted, she let out a piercing screamand shouted; “OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can’t parallelpark, YOU do it!!!!
It’s just a question of preparation. 😀
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Hehehehehehe…..
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