Why Women Make Better Assassins


The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews

and testing were done, there were three

finalists: two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one

of the men to a large metal door and handed

him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your

instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

in a chair. Kill her.

The man said “You can’t be serious. I could

never shoot my wife”. The agent said, “Then

you are not the right man for this job.”

“Take your wife and go home”.

The second man was given the same

instructions. He took the gun and went into the

room. All was quiet for about five minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes,

“I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.”

The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes, so take

your wife and go home”

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given

the same instructions: to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room. Shots

were heard one after another. They heard screaming,

crashing, and banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened

slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from

her brow.

“The gun was loaded with blanks” she said,

I had to KILL him with the chair…

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